William Robert
January 6th, 2004, 03:38 AM
EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY
By: Richard F. Masker
Conspiatologist
From the Employment Department of the International Conspiratological
Association. Circulated by Richard F. Masker (Employment Specialist)
POB 5232, Coeur d'Alene, Republic of Idaho 83814
www.conspiratology.org or conspiratology@excite.com
IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY (Public Notice)
The following organizations have pooled their resources and are sponsoring
a new position titled "Magnificence Pontificus" or the Empirical Ruler of
the newly formed Aryan National Nazi Association. Much appreciation is
given to The "American Democratic Legion," ADL, The "Jewish Domination
League," JDL, The "Federal Bailouts for Israel," FBI and lastly, the
benevolent fund raising society called "Communism in Action" CIA. We thank
these kind, patriotic fun loving organizations.
QUALIFICATIONS FOR THE POSITION (15 requirements)
1. Applicant must be able to swear and use obscene and abusive language
extremely effective under all situations. This applicant must be able to
speak English and read and write well. Computer skills are a plus.
2. Applicant must be able to fabricate any number of outrageous religious
beliefs into one condensed religious organization to totally stifle all
common sense and mature reasoning and still draw a fanatically loyal
following.
3. Applicant must be a graduate of a scholastically accredited kindergarten
level of "Public Education" with emphasis on "outcome based" hate results.
4. Applicant must have extensive experience with mind altering drugs like
Angle Dust, Ecstasy, Alcohol and other perception diminishing substances.
5. Applicant must be able to destroy all legitimate, but competing White
patriotic organizations through rumor mongering, hate campaigns and
advanced character assassination techniques as outlined in the
"Protocols."
6. Applicant must be able to operate a motorized ladies tricycle on the
runway of a remotely located airstrip in the Southeastern united States.
(ROI)
7. Applicant must be able to take the most fundamental truths of the
International Jewish Conspiracy and its history and twist them into totally
bizarre and incomprehensible ramblings of apparent outlandish nonsense.
8. Applicant must have the ability to lie with complete believability, to
maintain absolute credibility while distorting and corrupting all truth and
mature logic. This is a prime requisite for this position and the applicant
must be currently enrolled by mail order correspondence course in the
William Jefferson Clinton Institute for advanced Rhetorical Public
Relations Techniques. All tuition fees will be paid by the employer.
9. Applicant must have the ability to appeal to and recruit the very
lowest order of White European American Society. This includes providing
them with Hollywood style clown suites with little pointy hats and colorful
gaudy military type uniforms so as to destroy any credibility they may have
and at the same time stifle public acceptance of their message and image.
The object here is to make them look totally ridiculous and moronic so
they will be rejected by the more intelligent , aggressive and morally
responsible sector of the White Goyim (White Militia) society.
10. Applicant must be able to conduct highly profitable fund raising
campaigns to drain the members of all property and financial recourses.
This is to be done through demanding the "patriot participants" fulfill
their "duty and responsibilities," similar to the Zionist ZOG government
demanding that the Goyim pay "Their Fare Share" into the IRS "Income Tax"
trough.
11. Applicant must be able to instill in the minds of his devotees a total
and complete sense of futility in the effectiveness of their efforts. A
subtle, but real feeling of defeatism, failure, negativeness and sense of
"Lost Cause" must be maintained at all times while proclaiming to the media
and his members that "We are victorious and we are winning the battle!!!
Blah-Blah-Blah, etc., etc., etc. (an essential qualification!)
12. Applicant must possess the ability to look straight into the CBS
Evening News camera and generate total disgust, hatred and absolute
embarrassment for his cause by the White sector of the population
watching. At the same time the non-Whites will learn to loath and Hate him
and his organization. All favorable applicants must have these essential
favorable qualities.
13. Only "mentally challenged" ugly, Blond, blue eyed, Southern White
Males need apply. Applicants with physical deformities and speech
impairments will be given special consideration. Women need not apply.
14. This applicant MUST possess the rare and specialized talent of
maintaining in the minds of all Law Enforcement that his organization is a
deadly armed terrorist threat to the public and a cunning enemy of "The
>Police Pigs" everywhere. He must instill this "Hate the Police" mentality
into all his followers, so as to increase their propensity to commit
"White Hate Crimes" and enhance the revenues of the "Law Enforcement Growth
Industries." This increases the incarceration of his followers and ensures
that more media publicity will feed his own glorious and orchestrated
Celebrity Status.
15. This "Leader" should have (but not required) advanced knowledge of the
use and maintenance of "Weapons of Mass Destruction," Firearms and High
Explosives. This special talent will help support OUR politicians and
courts to "Justify" sponsoring and passing stringent legislation against
White Hate, White Terrorism and for total gun confiscation. If this
employee is lacking in these essential skills, our highly professional
Mossad trained "Educators" will provide the necessary training at the
employer's expense.
THIS POSITION HAS AN EXCELLENT COMPENSATION PACKAGE WHICH INCLUDES HE
FOLLOWING PERKS:>
(A) Nation-Wide/WorldWide constant (Chosen Tribe) media coverage which
will instantly make this qualified applicant a global household name and
elevate him to enormous "celebrity Status" through the Judeo/Marxist, New
World Order controlled "Free World Media."
(B) The successful applicant will be protected by the most advanced
technology and highly skilled Israeli trained personnel available. This
protection will be provided only as long as the "Chosen" employee adheres
faithfully to "Our Corporate Cause." After that, this employee's talents
will be used to their very end for other highly important purposes of the
employer's choice.
(C) This employee will be highly financially compensated from time to time
for personal and "Special Projects" uses that this employer may find
necessary.
Serious Applicants can apply by sending their history of crime and
subversions, plus their academic achievement records to the following
address:
THE SOUTHERN PERNICIOUS LAW CENTER, SPLC
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington D.C. (NROI) New Republic of Israel
E-mail us at: ratswithwings@parisites/fed/gov.com
All applicants will be screened and sent the results of their standings if
they send us a self addressed business envelope with a $75.00 postage
donation enclosed. Thank you for your consideration and interest in this
Quality "Not-So Equal Employment Opportunity Position."
Distribution Specialist
By: Richard F. Masker
Conspiatologist
From the Employment Department of the International Conspiratological
Association. Circulated by Richard F. Masker (Employment Specialist)
POB 5232, Coeur d'Alene, Republic of Idaho 83814
www.conspiratology.org or conspiratology@excite.com
IMMEDIATE EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITY (Public Notice)
The following organizations have pooled their resources and are sponsoring
a new position titled "Magnificence Pontificus" or the Empirical Ruler of
the newly formed Aryan National Nazi Association. Much appreciation is
given to The "American Democratic Legion," ADL, The "Jewish Domination
League," JDL, The "Federal Bailouts for Israel," FBI and lastly, the
benevolent fund raising society called "Communism in Action" CIA. We thank
these kind, patriotic fun loving organizations.
QUALIFICATIONS FOR THE POSITION (15 requirements)
1. Applicant must be able to swear and use obscene and abusive language
extremely effective under all situations. This applicant must be able to
speak English and read and write well. Computer skills are a plus.
2. Applicant must be able to fabricate any number of outrageous religious
beliefs into one condensed religious organization to totally stifle all
common sense and mature reasoning and still draw a fanatically loyal
following.
3. Applicant must be a graduate of a scholastically accredited kindergarten
level of "Public Education" with emphasis on "outcome based" hate results.
4. Applicant must have extensive experience with mind altering drugs like
Angle Dust, Ecstasy, Alcohol and other perception diminishing substances.
5. Applicant must be able to destroy all legitimate, but competing White
patriotic organizations through rumor mongering, hate campaigns and
advanced character assassination techniques as outlined in the
"Protocols."
6. Applicant must be able to operate a motorized ladies tricycle on the
runway of a remotely located airstrip in the Southeastern united States.
(ROI)
7. Applicant must be able to take the most fundamental truths of the
International Jewish Conspiracy and its history and twist them into totally
bizarre and incomprehensible ramblings of apparent outlandish nonsense.
8. Applicant must have the ability to lie with complete believability, to
maintain absolute credibility while distorting and corrupting all truth and
mature logic. This is a prime requisite for this position and the applicant
must be currently enrolled by mail order correspondence course in the
William Jefferson Clinton Institute for advanced Rhetorical Public
Relations Techniques. All tuition fees will be paid by the employer.
9. Applicant must have the ability to appeal to and recruit the very
lowest order of White European American Society. This includes providing
them with Hollywood style clown suites with little pointy hats and colorful
gaudy military type uniforms so as to destroy any credibility they may have
and at the same time stifle public acceptance of their message and image.
The object here is to make them look totally ridiculous and moronic so
they will be rejected by the more intelligent , aggressive and morally
responsible sector of the White Goyim (White Militia) society.
10. Applicant must be able to conduct highly profitable fund raising
campaigns to drain the members of all property and financial recourses.
This is to be done through demanding the "patriot participants" fulfill
their "duty and responsibilities," similar to the Zionist ZOG government
demanding that the Goyim pay "Their Fare Share" into the IRS "Income Tax"
trough.
11. Applicant must be able to instill in the minds of his devotees a total
and complete sense of futility in the effectiveness of their efforts. A
subtle, but real feeling of defeatism, failure, negativeness and sense of
"Lost Cause" must be maintained at all times while proclaiming to the media
and his members that "We are victorious and we are winning the battle!!!
Blah-Blah-Blah, etc., etc., etc. (an essential qualification!)
12. Applicant must possess the ability to look straight into the CBS
Evening News camera and generate total disgust, hatred and absolute
embarrassment for his cause by the White sector of the population
watching. At the same time the non-Whites will learn to loath and Hate him
and his organization. All favorable applicants must have these essential
favorable qualities.
13. Only "mentally challenged" ugly, Blond, blue eyed, Southern White
Males need apply. Applicants with physical deformities and speech
impairments will be given special consideration. Women need not apply.
14. This applicant MUST possess the rare and specialized talent of
maintaining in the minds of all Law Enforcement that his organization is a
deadly armed terrorist threat to the public and a cunning enemy of "The
>Police Pigs" everywhere. He must instill this "Hate the Police" mentality
into all his followers, so as to increase their propensity to commit
"White Hate Crimes" and enhance the revenues of the "Law Enforcement Growth
Industries." This increases the incarceration of his followers and ensures
that more media publicity will feed his own glorious and orchestrated
Celebrity Status.
15. This "Leader" should have (but not required) advanced knowledge of the
use and maintenance of "Weapons of Mass Destruction," Firearms and High
Explosives. This special talent will help support OUR politicians and
courts to "Justify" sponsoring and passing stringent legislation against
White Hate, White Terrorism and for total gun confiscation. If this
employee is lacking in these essential skills, our highly professional
Mossad trained "Educators" will provide the necessary training at the
employer's expense.
THIS POSITION HAS AN EXCELLENT COMPENSATION PACKAGE WHICH INCLUDES HE
FOLLOWING PERKS:>
(A) Nation-Wide/WorldWide constant (Chosen Tribe) media coverage which
will instantly make this qualified applicant a global household name and
elevate him to enormous "celebrity Status" through the Judeo/Marxist, New
World Order controlled "Free World Media."
(B) The successful applicant will be protected by the most advanced
technology and highly skilled Israeli trained personnel available. This
protection will be provided only as long as the "Chosen" employee adheres
faithfully to "Our Corporate Cause." After that, this employee's talents
will be used to their very end for other highly important purposes of the
employer's choice.
(C) This employee will be highly financially compensated from time to time
for personal and "Special Projects" uses that this employer may find
necessary.
Serious Applicants can apply by sending their history of crime and
subversions, plus their academic achievement records to the following
address:
THE SOUTHERN PERNICIOUS LAW CENTER, SPLC
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington D.C. (NROI) New Republic of Israel
E-mail us at: ratswithwings@parisites/fed/gov.com
All applicants will be screened and sent the results of their standings if
they send us a self addressed business envelope with a $75.00 postage
donation enclosed. Thank you for your consideration and interest in this
Quality "Not-So Equal Employment Opportunity Position."
Distribution Specialist