Spoof Commercial Thread

[Agis]

This may not belong on this thread, but could we use 'sponsors', that aren't necessarily?

Imagine this "VBN: Brought to you by the ADL. The Anti-Defamation League, Guaranteeing gentiles the freedom to do what we tell them to do."

and

"VNN; Brought to you by the NAACP. Coloreds: Destroying White America, One Neighborhood at a time."

or

"VBN; Brought to you by Niggers. Niggers: Ruining White women, as fast as we can rape them."

I know Alex will want to kick my ass because I don't get semi-colons and colon use.

I split this off from the "White Funding" thread because I like this idea. I'd like to get some more writers involved. Post your best spoofs here.

[Frank Toliver]

Man Lies in bed, he is awoken by some rukus. We see the clock reads 3am. He pulls away the drapes to reveal a bunch of rowdy blacks out in the street blasting their music, and screaming.

Announcer : "Has this ever happened to you? It's the middle of the night and you have to go to work tomorrow, but unwanted diversity is keeping you up."

Man groans 'god dammit'.

Announcer : "But what is a person to do, when confronted with a neighborhood full of your ekkuls?"

Man Murmurs / Groans groggy : Idunknow... He puts pillow over head.

Announcer, well do we have the solution for you! Introducing the easy all in one "symphonic pimp repellant". Symphonic pimp repellant appears.

We see the Man the next morning reading instruction manual and installing a system of speakers, and placing a copy of Mozart on the platter of a turntable.

Announcer; With easy installation and a simple application regimine, your problems is as good as gone. Scene changes three times to see that music is being played at 8 in the morning, (before he goes to work and whatnot), last of three scenes shows blacks moving out of neigborhood, with shit strapped to their cars, looking all pissed off, 'For Sale' sign is on house. Man looks proud and happy as they do this.

Again, 3am, Man wakes up, but it is only the crickets. (Not moon crickets). He sighs a sigh of relief and goes back to bed.

Symphonic Pimp Repellant, for that long lasting peace.

[Stan Sikorski]

LOL! More of this!

[lawrence dennis]

LOL! More of this!
Remember how Rush Limbaugh used to shill for Snapple? Alex could do a spoof pretending to peddle Pimp Juice! "At the end of a long day, when my throat is dry from interviewing National Socialists, I reach for a can of Pimp Juice. [takes a gulp of water] Ahhh! Only $75 a can. I find Pimp Juice goes down best when I'm wearing my $300 Nike Air Jordans."

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