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Sean Martin
June 26th, 2005, 01:37 AM
I would cite this as a major accomplishment that will show “wes alls equals”. A task it would take a white man at the most 7 years only took him 15 years to achieve. Personally I was expecting something like 20 years.

Also notice he says he may have to punch the 9 to 5 clock when basketball runs out. Only a groid could be planning on blowing $100,000,000 (the size of his last contract) in guaranteed money. However college economics did teach him one thing about TNB. When the cash flow stops no matter the amount the groid will be broke in a short time.


Shaq Adds MBA to His Three NBA Titles

By ROBERT JABLON, Associated Press Writer
Sat Jun 25, 7:59 PM ET



INGLEWOOD, Calif. - Shaquille O'Neal returned to the Forum on Saturday, not for an NBA game, but to pick up his MBA. The man who once called himself the Big Aristotle was the tallest and most famous of the 2,200 University of Phoenix graduates at the arena. But O'Neal said he was simply getting ready for the real world.



"It's just something to have on my resume (for) when I go back into reality," the 7-foot-1 Miami Heat center said before picking up his master's in business administration. "Someday I might have to put down a basketball and have a regular 9-to-5 like everybody else."

O'Neal played with the Los Angeles Lakers at the Forum until the team moved to the downtown Staples Center in 1999. Championship banners and the gold-and-purple jerseys of retired stars still hang on the walls.

"Sports for me has always been, you know, fairy tale life. And this right here is real life," he said of his degree. "This right here means more."

O'Neal left Louisiana State University as a junior in 1992 to turn pro, and made good on a promise to his mother to graduate, earning a bachelor's in business from LSU in 2000. (Wow in only eight years SDM)

For the University of Phoenix, a national for-profit college that caters to working adults, the Big Graduate did online work, and, before he was traded, attended classes several days a week at a West Los Angeles campus. Fellow students weren't intimidated, he joked.

"They would all say, 'You're not like we thought you would be. You're not as smart as we thought that you would be,'" O'Neal said.

O'Neal, who left the Lakers following a well-publicized feud with Kobe Bryant, said his job experience came in handy in the classroom.

"I used my basketball experience working with different egos, to get everybody to work together," he said.

But O'Neal likes to be in charge. He previously took courses at a police academy and said he'll aim for another degree, in criminal justice. He hopes to eventually work as a sheriff or police chief and said he met some people in those top positions with advanced degrees.

(Watch out white man there is a new law in town SDM)

"I wanted to have the same type of knowledge that they had," he said.

O'Neal worked with classmates to design mock sneaker and cell phone companies, though he already had more than a little experience in the business world from product endorsements, his own clothing line and forays into movies and music.

The degree, he said, "solidifies that I'm a businessman."

(Not hard work and proven success like a white man would have to produce SDM)

The Big Executive is ready to take on Bill Gates and Donald Trump.

"I could always go and have a conversation with Mr. Gates or Mr. Trump. But now that I have this," he said, "I can really have a conversation with them on the same level that they have their conversations."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050625/ap_en_ce/bkn_shaq_the_graduate;_ylt=AlcU_9QrXtlc4_czmF0KCj1X24cA


After all of this I find myself curious.

DID HE GET A MINORITY SCHOLARSHIP? :eek:

DJ_Zarathustra
June 26th, 2005, 08:57 AM
Ha ha ha. What a perfect summing-up of ghetto black mentality. All appearance, no substance. He managed to slog through a graduate curriculum of irrelevant theory and mock-enterprise management. Now he's a real businessman. Now he can tell Bill Gates--who doesn't even have an undergraduate degree--a thing or two about business adminstration. Absolutely hilarious.

Not that there's anything wrong with getting an MBA. Dubya did.

Proud White Guy
June 27th, 2005, 10:32 PM
"I could always go and have a conversation with Mr. Gates or Mr. Trump. But now that I have this," he said, "I can really have a conversation with them on the same level that they have their conversations."

ROTFLMWAO, I think I'm gonna piss my pants,hahaha.

I'm sure hes got a good jew financial manager, which will insure the fact that he will be selling high interest loans,like his buddy, Gary Coleman.

This was just too good to pass up.,lol.

nrkybill
June 29th, 2005, 01:46 PM
HE has said hes going to quit for a while now, every time he has a bad year with his team he considers it. and i can pretty much guarentee hes already blown that $100m.

Rob Roy MacGregor
July 9th, 2005, 05:39 AM
Translation: AAMBA... Let's see him do it without "Afferm'tiv Axe-Shun 'n shit, yo"!

Frank Toliver
July 9th, 2005, 09:51 PM
So this nigger has liquidated 100,000,000 + dollars through cars, drugs, hookers, and god knows whatever else, most of which went to his ghetto friends who cannot appreciate or comprehend the amount of toil it take to create that amount of wealth. Then they just blow it. Another reason I am for shooting the mutants, and cancelling all professional sports.

Proud White Guy
July 19th, 2005, 09:45 PM
So this nigger has liquidated 100,000,000 + dollars through cars, drugs, hookers, and god knows whatever else, most of which went to his ghetto friends who cannot appreciate or comprehend the amount of toil it take to create that amount of wealth. Then they just blow it. Another reason I am for shooting the mutants, and cancelling all professional sports.

Amen, Zeke. You said it all brother.

schutzenmeister
August 9th, 2005, 11:49 PM
The funny thing about Shaq is that he is pals with a lot of Florida cops and had been on 'ride alongs' with them on raids. He has been sued a couple of times for using excessive force, like punching suspects and on one occasion dunking a perp's head in a toilet. If a White cop acted like that he would be fired in 2 seconds!

Antiochus Epiphanes
August 10th, 2005, 02:54 PM
Lots of ex sports niggers learn to play salesman for insurance or for example Tony Rice sold artifiical knee replacements for a long time. Seriously.

Look at this Duerson: major pro football champ, set on easy street in business, on the ND board of directors, gets in trouble for beating the crap out of his wife on the ND campus hotel.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=1986746

SOUTH BEND, Ind. -- Dave Duerson, a former Notre Dame defensive back who played for three NFL teams, including the Chicago Bears, was charged Monday with hitting his wife and has resigned from the university's board of trustees, officials said.

St. Joseph County Prosecutor Mike Dvorak filed two counts of battery and two counts of domestic battery, all misdemeanors, against Duerson, 43, of Lincolnshire, Ill., a Chicago suburb.

Duerson and his wife got into an argument in their South Bend motel room Thursday and Duerson hit her, according to a news release from the prosecutor's office.

The report said Duerson pushed his wife out the door of their room and she hit the wall. She was treated and released from a hospital, prosecutors said. He was not being held in the St. Joseph County Jail Monday, a jail official said.

Duerson, a native of Muncie, resigned this week from the board of trustees, the university said.

"It is regrettable but proper that Dave Duerson has resigned as a member of the university's board of trustees," the Rev. Edward Malloy, university president, said in a statement.

Mitch Rosen, a spokesman for the Duerson family, said the matter was a "family misunderstanding, which occurred in private and it has already been resolved in private."

"As with all people, we too are less than perfect human beings," the statement said. Duerson said in the statement that he apologized and that the family was working to resolve the issue with law enforcement.

Duerson, a two-time All-America defensive back for the Irish, had been critical of how Notre Dame handled the firing of Tyrone Willingham last season, saying trustees were not consulted.

Playing from 1979-83, he still holds the Notre Dame record for career interception yardage with 256, according to the Notre Dame Web site.

He played 11 seasons in the NFL with the Chicago Bears, New York Giants and Phoenix Cardinals, earning four all-Pro honors and winning Super Bowl titles with the 1985 Bears and 1990 Giants.

He is president, CEO and founder of Duerson Foods, LCC, which opened in 2002 and provides sausage for fast-food restaurants.

In recognition of his charitable work with substance abuse prevention and the Special Olympics, Duerson was named the 1987 NFL Man of the Year and the 1988 NFL Humanitarian of the Year, the Web site said.

Antiochus Epiphanes
August 10th, 2005, 02:59 PM
So that nigger was complaining about the other football nigger getting fired, and he was so pissed he punched his wife. So, their jew "spokesman" says whatever.

And about ESPN's story. It's misleading-- it says "South Bend" hotel room. Well sure, except everything else in South Bend "on campus" such as the "morris inn" is usually reported as being in "Notre Dame, Indiana," and yes they have their own zip code.

And, did the police arrest the noble nigger for punching his wife? No, they didnt. The chief of police for ND, one fellow named "Hurley," followed what the local pro-ND establishment had taught him when he was chief of police for South Bend, which is that if a ND football nigger gets in trouble, SOP (standard operating procedure) is to "COVER IT UP." So he didnt arrest Duerson, but when it hit the news, ND made Hurley resign too.

By the way, all of this can be researched and confirmed by local coverage of the South Bend Tribune, which does a good job of blowing the whistle on ND shenanigans.