Un-Brainwashing German Tourists

[banjo_billy]

As a store clerk in the Silicon Valley of California, I get to meet people from all over the world who visit here on computer business or for vacations. And every time someone enters my store and speaks with a German accent, I take the time to engage them in conversation to (1) ascertain whether they are from Germany or Austria and (2) find out if they are real Germans or merely German Jews. Of course, I can usualy tell a Jew just by looking at them but I always make sure of these tourists anyway.

Once I know they are Germans or Austrians, I say, "Deutsland uber alles."

Usually they smile and say, "Oh, that's from the old days."

I tell them that I have studied a little bit of German and I am wondering if they would tell me if my pronunciation is correct or not.

They are always happy to hear an American say something in German and they say, "Of course!"

Now is when I let them have my favorite phrase: "Jesu und Hitler ist richtiq, Juden seine Toiffle."

Ah, so many Germans agree with this phrase ... even though they turn away with a grin and say in English, "You're bad!"

But they leave my store with a happy smile on their faces. So, if you learn to speak German, learn this one phrase alone and make German friends everywhere. Oh, they may never talk to you again, but the message is clear.

I once tried this phrase on two German businessmen, one was German and the other was German-Jew. The Jew almost choked to death on the spot and the German turned a bright red ... but he had a smile in his eyes.

[Devere]

Once I know they are Germans or Austrians, I say, "Deutsland uber alles."

Usually they smile and say, "Oh, that's from the old days."

I tell them that I have studied a little bit of German and I am wondering if they would tell me if my pronunciation is correct or not.

They are always happy to hear an American say something in German and they say, "Of course!"

Now is when I let them have my favorite phrase: "Jesu und Hitler ist richtiq, Juden seine Toiffle."

Don't tantalize us. Translate. My high school German is a bit rusty after 47 years.

[alex]

I cant really translate because thats awful german.Propably banjo_billy meant: "Jesus und Hitler hatten Recht,Juden sind Teufel" ? which translates to "Jesus and Hitler were right,jews are devils" ?
Anyway,next time dont mention Jesus and the belzebub when talking to German Tourists,they will laugh you off.We dont believe in fairytales here in Germany.

[Mike in Denver]

I cant really translate because thats awful german.Propably banjo_billy meant: "Jesus und Hitler hatten Recht,Juden sind Teufel" ? which translates to "Jesus and Hitler were right,jews are devils" ?
Anyway,next time dont mention Jesus and the belzebub when talking to German Tourists,they will laugh you off.We dont believe in fairytales here in Germany.

So putting it all together, if I run into a non-jew German, should I say, "Hitler hatte Recht, Juden sind Teufel."

Enkidu

There should be a question mark in the above sentence, but I don't know where to put it. I hope not within the quote. That would make it a question. It is not a question. It is a statement.

Maybe -- So putting it all together, if I run into a non-jew German, should I say, "Hitler hatte Recht, Juden sind Teufel"? Nah! that looks nutty.

How about -- So putting it all together, if I run into a non-jew German, should I say, "Hitler hatte Recht, Juden sind Teufel."? That looks worse.

I'm not putting a question mark within the quote. No way!!!

Any punctuation gurus out there?

[alex]

According to "hate speech laws" which apply in Germany and which i have no interest breaking on this forum i have to condemn this hateful phrase you want to use when encountering german tousrists. Clear enough?

[Mike in Denver]

According to "hate speech laws" which apply in Germany and which i have no interest breaking on this forum i have to condemn this hateful phrase you want to use when encountering german tousrists. Clear enough?

But I still don't know, "Wohin geht das Fragezeichen?"

If this isn't right, blame babelfish, not me.

Enkidu

[alex]

I put the question-mark because i didnt know what banjo_billy meant.

[banjo_billy]

My German may not be the best, but the German tourists that I talk to seem to understand me quite well.

So, please, those of you who speak good German, how do I say this statement of fact:

Jesus and Hitler are right; Jews are devils.

[banjo_billy]

Okay how about this?

Jesud und Hitler sagten die Wahrheit uber die Juden.

[monamontgomery]

I keep going up to Germans here in Glendale and I say "O I'm so sorry to hear that you are not allowed to talk about the gas chambers. Well we have the First Amendment and we are working on it night and day and I assure you, your parents did not make gas chambers for Jews." And they become suddenly silent and leave me immediately because they fear I am an agent trying to implicate them in the German crime of hatespeech. Now I will know what to do, thanks to this post.

[banjo_billy]

According to "hate speech laws" which apply in Germany and which i have no interest breaking on this forum i have to condemn this hateful phrase you want to use when encountering german tousrists. Clear enough?

Ooooh, I sure wouldn't want to break any hate speech laws that would upset the scummy kikes, so how about just a simple picture to get across this message? Pictures aren't hate speech are they? Here put this in your browser and spread it all over Deuschland.

http://www.bamboo-delight.com/raxbweel/GRMN-NO.JPG

[banjo_billy]

I keep going up to Germans here in Glendale and I say "O I'm so sorry to hear that you are not allowed to talk about the gas chambers. Well we have the First Amendment and we are working on it night and day and I assure you, your parents did not make gas chambers for Jews." And they become suddenly silent and leave me immediately because they fear I am an agent trying to implicate them in the German crime of hatespeech. Now I will know what to do, thanks to this post.

Yes, it's amazing how brainwashed the Germans are. A young German couple on vacation (both of them blond and blue-eyed poster child types for the Third Reich) talked with me for nearly an hour. I was able to give them a pamphlet copy of the Leuchter Report. Finally, I asked the young man what he thought of all of this. The gears in his brain were trying to turn as he stuttered and stammered out a round-about speech that said absolutely nothing.

We all owe the Jews a lot. And they will have to pay for their crimes with their blood.

[Joe_J.]

You are a good guy for doing this truth outreach, Banjo Billy. Apparently, you are a good one at debating jewscum. That is what Rounder said on Goyfire the other day. Try not to let your hat size increase too much.

Yes, the filthy juden must pay.

The world will not know true peace until they are all wiped from the face of the earth.

[steven clark]

I meet German tourists and try to practice my German when I can, and they are impressed. Once when I lived in Boston, asaw a nice couple and we spoke happily, then I said I was glad to see germany reunified. They looked at each other. They said it was controversial, and there are problems with nationalism. Then i said i hoped some day germany would get back Pomerania, Silesia, and east Prussia. At that they said nothing and almost ran away. Christ, what do they do to those people nowadays? Later that day, i spoke to some 'Ossies' (east Germans), and they were much nicer, and thanked me for the comment about reunification. It's hard for me to get a handle on Germans, because my knowledge of the language isn't great, and all the journals...STERN, SPIEGEl, etc., really seem left or pop cultureized. Like someone once said in NATIONAL REVIEW, the germans are a castrated people.

[banjo_billy]

I meet German tourists and try to practice my German when I can, and they are impressed. Once when I lived in Boston, asaw a nice couple and we spoke happily, then I said I was glad to see germany reunified. They looked at each other. They said it was controversial, and there are problems with nationalism. Then i said i hoped some day germany would get back Pomerania, Silesia, and east Prussia. At that they said nothing and almost ran away. Christ, what do they do to those people nowadays? Later that day, i spoke to some 'Ossies' (east Germans), and they were much nicer, and thanked me for the comment about reunification. It's hard for me to get a handle on Germans, because my knowledge of the language isn't great, and all the journals...STERN, SPIEGEl, etc., really seem left or pop cultureized. Like someone once said in NATIONAL REVIEW, the germans are a castrated people.

No, not castrated ... Jewified.

[Devere]

Germans are silenced slaves for Israel. (We're less silenced slaves for Israel.)