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Nick
May 30th, 2004, 10:42 PM
Record number of Germans booked for offensive gestures

ALLAN HALL IN BERLIN
Mon 31 May 2004

GERMANS are rude and getting ruder, according to new statistics which showed a record 164,848 of them were booked last year for insulting each other.

In hard times, with welfare cuts impacting across society and companies going bust at record rates, an ordered-but-rude society is getting nastier. In 1990 there were fewer than 80,000 prosecutions for insulting people - this year some estimate it may top out at more than 200,000.

"Welcome in the republic of insults," said Der Spiegel, the premier news magazine in its latest issue hitting newspaper stands today.

Most of last year’s offences were gestures that are carefully defined in a catalogue kept by public prosecutors.

They include tapping the forehead with an index finger, which relays the message "you’re crazy", forming an "O" with the index finger and thumb to signify a part of the anatomy and United States -inspired use of the middle finger.

Verbal insults listed by prosecutors include "stupid cow," "pig-dog" and "riff-raff".

Frankfurt prosecutor Dieter Kellermann said the insults alone don’t tell the whole story.

"It starts off with a bit of sign language and suddenly you’re involved in grievous bodily harm," he said.

Woe betide the German who makes the "you’re bonkers" gesture to a police officer - it can result in fines equal to half the monthly wage of the insulter.

Last year, former German national soccer player Stefan Effenberg was fined £75,000 for calling a policeman an "a***hole".

He said the policeman misheard "schoenen Abend noch" (nice evening) for "Arschloch".

Because of the bureaucratic way Germany rigidly defines its insults, a revolution is now under way. Tapping the forehead with two fingers is not in the prosecutorial handbook - and therefore not illegal.

This is now known as "the double bird" and prosecutors are seeking clarification from Berlin as to whether it should be listed as an insult carrying a fine on conviction.

http://news.scotsman.com/international.cfm?id=616942004

Agis
June 2nd, 2004, 11:12 AM
I was bicycling once through the outskirts of Frankfurt. It was Sunday afternoon and the faint whiff of brandy was in the air. Anyway I'm bicycling away and this mercedes comes barreling down a side street showing no intention of stopping at the intersection even though I was travelling at a high rate of speed down the larger thoroughfare. Well, he slammed on the brakes and, to add insult to injury, honked his horn!

Without thinking, I flipped him the bird.

The roar of an engine and the screech of tires are heard behind me. The car flies past and with a jerk of the wheel he spins into the next intersection: cutting me off and forcing me to brake.

The drivers' door opens and an elderly gentlemen, wearing a fedora, gets out. He looks me point blank in the face and said, in German: "Was that the stinky finger? Well here's the [lit. manure] fork to go with it" and flashed a backwards "V". His honor having been so vindicated, he got back into his car and peeled off.

The Germans are funny like that...

Apparently there is a law that vehicals coming from the right in residential areas are given the right of way... Not only did I ignore this statute, but had the nerve to give him the "stinky finger" for honking at my indiscretion...! Such outrages are not endured in the Vaterland.

Lagergeld
June 3rd, 2004, 04:25 AM
Considering Germany is a nation of heavy censorship, I wouldn't take any of their statistics very seriously. You can get arrested for raising your arm in a way that may be consdiered a "Seig Heil" salute. You can spend up to 5 years in prison for making a web page with links to "forbidden" sites, and also for denying the holocaust.

I blame the Allied governments and Jews for this. May they rot in hell fire.

Kind Lampshade Maker
June 21st, 2004, 04:08 PM
Some stupid tramp was jogging on the wrong side of a pedestrian and bicycle road today as if she was in Britain. I nearly hit the cunt, because she wouldn't get out of my way as I careened downhill on my bicycle. she had the nerve to tell me to watch where I'm going asshole. I turned around and said, "go fuck yourself you damned cunt. They (dudes as well as broads) always think their right, never apologize sincerely and talk back. Something which would earn many a bitch-slap in America

Kind Lampshade Maker
June 21st, 2004, 04:40 PM
.............
In hard times, with welfare cuts impacting across society and companies going bust at record rates, an ordered-but-rude society is getting nastier......

I was bicycling once through the outskirts of Frankfurt. ......

Frankfurt is full of Shitskins who have a vulgar vocabulary, anyway.
It’s rare that the down-and-outters conduct themselves in such a primitive manner, but mostly students and Voodoo Dolls as well as the low class Med-Whites we have in this area and of course the Subbies. Kids are raised by parents and teachers who are the children of Hippies, except my kids of whom my daughter is pretty good at playing “Ghetto Blaster”