Is there any comedian worse than Roseanne Barr?

[Fredrik Haerne]

I mean, seriously. There was a show on yesterday where she appeared in several sketches, and she sounds like a squealing pig. And she couldn't stop smiling and giggling during the sketch, even when she was supposed to look angry or annoyed; I have seen pre-school kids with better acting skills.

IMDB describes her as "probably one of America's funniest comedians" -- writing that is a ticket to the noose on Rope Day.

The only thing that speaks in her favor is that she allowed Tom Selleck on her talk show (one of few episodes aired in Sweden, and the only episode I watched), where he affirmed that he was strongly in favor of the Right to Bear Arms: "I'm in favor of the Second Amendment ... and of the first, the third." Rare to see an actor who doesn't deserve a noose. (or does he...?)

[Antiochus Epiphanes]

she is an ugly fat unfunny pig indeed.

selleck cool movie: quigley down under. sharps rifle, cool. octagonal barrel.

[Fredrik Haerne]

Much as I like shooting skills, that Quigley movie is an incredibly anti-White flick. Evil ranch owner hires gunslinger to kill off wonderful aborigines; ranch owner proves inferior to multi-cult gunslinger in every way, and the aborigines are the strong and silent type down to the last ape.

Imagine seeing Selleck in a movie like that one. You just can't trust any of them.

About TV shows, here are a few other ones I hate:

Xena -- Feminist, homosexual crap. The only recurring male characters are Ares, the enemy, and Joxer, a scrawny moron who provides the comic relief. Xena's "one true love" is, you guessed it, a nigger who talks and acts like a human. Any niggers in Antique Greece? I don't think so.

Everybody Loves Raymond -- Ugly and whiny main character, whose wife is the masculine character. Raymond's father is conservative and racist, and therefore stupid and unliked by everyone. Motto of the movie: all families where the generations spend time with each other are dysfunctional.

Jerry Seinfeld -- A given, of course. True Jewish characters throughout: they are whiny, complain about everything, obsess over every little detail. They are never happy with their lives and dig deep for more things to be unhappy about. It seems all they do is talk, talk, talk about nothing.

Every single cop show -- The niggers all act like humans, and there is always a wise nigger boss around, showing us how we just couldn't carry on without them.

The Practice -- As much as I enjoy lawyer shows, with the battle of wits in the court room, this one gets a minus for adding groidiest groid ever Steve Harris to the roster. His lips are so swollen and heavy he can't even keep the lower lip up, so his mouth is always open. And is there a single lawyer series where the judges are White men? The majority of judges are always women, niggers and the occasional Asian. Which brings me to. . . .

Ally McBeal -- One of the worst, comes off like a Jew producer's Friday night dream after eating a bad pizza. Abnormal characters and miscegenation: liberal cases where the good guys win battles such as allowing a woman with Tourette's syndrom to keep teaching kids, forcing the school to keep her even though they don't want to. Anorectic, insane Ally drools over niggers as much as over humans, and her blonde secretary is a self-obsessed loser.

Andromeda -- Race-mixed crew in space ship fight to re-establish The Commonwealth, because of course nothing is good in the world unless all peoples are ruled by the same international bureaucracy. One of the crew members is a nigger presented as a "Nietzschean" named Tyr. Apparently no Jew is satisfied until all of White history has been raped and mocked.

Spin City -- After watching a few episodes of this, it is all too clear that Michael J. Fox deserved his disease, and the world is better off the more he suffers from it. Here we have a mayor who is White and wealthy and therefore stupid and ignorant of the world; he occasionally slips up and says something Incorrect about Indians or fatsos, like calling them Indians or fat, and then he allows himself to be led to the podium to apologize and make amends with droll consequences. In the office works Carter Haywood, a homosexual nigger who is therefore the smartest and most intellectual in the whole show. He is in charge of "minority affairs", which apparently is so important that he is one of the mayor's two closest aides. There is also Paul Lassiter, a fat and stupid White man, and Stuart Bondeck, who is the only unabashedly Incorrect character and is therefore sleazy and disliked by everyone.

Dr. Quinn -- Extremely liberal Quinn saves Western town from the small-minded, racist men around her. Her love interest is Sully, raised by Indians, always dressing in Indian gear, likes Indians infinitely better than Whites, and is therefore the only truly good White male character. All Indians in the series possess the wisdom of the ages, and suffer proudly, pacifist as they are, from the injustices brought upon them by the evil Whites. Victory after victory is celebrated by the forces of good and anti-Whiteness.

[albion]

Apparently you've never seen "Curb Your Enthusiasm" , the neurotic Jewish life of Larry David, creator of "Seinfeld" series.

Also, let's not leave out Adam Sandler. :o

[bizmark]

The only thing that speaks in her favor is that she allowed Tom Selleck on her talk show (one of few episodes aired in Sweden, and the only episode I watched), where he affirmed that he was strongly in favor of the Right to Bear Arms: "I'm in favor of the Second Amendment ... and of the first, the third." Rare to see an actor who doesn't deserve a noose. (or does he...?)

I think you've confused Roseanne Barr with Rosie O'Donnell. Barr's a VERY VERY FAT Jew, and O'Donnell's a VERY FAT BUT NOT VERY VERY FAT Gentile lesbian. It was a big deal when Selleck came on Rosie O'Donnell's show, because I guess they got into a big fight over gun control. I remember hearing about it at the time.

Rosie O'Donnell's also an egomaniac... she wrote a Broadway show (somehow involving fellow queer Boy George), and when nobody was stupid enough to pay fucking $80 to see it, she whined and continued to put on the show even though she was losing millions to pay the rent on the theater. The so-called "Queen of Nice" is actually the "Queen of Liberal Fucktard Bitchiness."

Roseanne Barr used to have her own sitcom, and she was married to Tom Arnold for a long time. She's been out of the limelight for several years now, as far as I know.

[Fredrik Haerne]

No, it actually was Roseanne Barr. She had a show where she interviewed guests. Perhaps it was just a few episodes then.

Rosie O'Donnell, yes, as rotten as they come. Though I think South Park is Jew-spawned filth, one good episode is when they have Rosie O'Donnell appear. There is a gigantic blob of a monster in town at the same time, and the teacher in the school looks out the window and says something like: "Oh my God, there's a monster coming this way! It's enormous!" Then one of the kids looks out and says: "No, that's just my aunt Rosie O'Donnell!"

Later the police set up a roadblock to stop the gigantic monster, and at the same time as the monster approaches Rosie steps out of a car.

Policeman 1: "Oh my God, there's two of them!"

Policeman 2: "No, I think one of them is Rosie O'Donnell."

Policeman 1: "But -- which one? It's like I'm seeing double!"

:cool:

[The Final Solution]

Jerry Seinfeld -- A given, of course. True Jewish characters throughout: they are whiny, complain about everything, obsess over every little detail. They are never happy with their lives and dig deep for more things to be unhappy about. It seems all they do is talk, talk, talk about nothing.

I could never understand why so many White people loved this show, universally acclaimed the best written on talMUDvision. Where's the talent in kike writers scripting for kike actors playing kike characters with kike neuroses. How does this speak to us?

[steven clark]

I could never understand why so many White people loved this show, universally acclaimed the best written on talMUDvision. Where's the talent in kike writers scripting for kike actors playing kike characters with kike neuroses. How does this speak to us?
Ok guys, going out on a limb here. I like Seinfeld because it's so funny showing Jews for what they are. Everytime they try to get things their own whiny, obnoxious way, they get creamed. Jerry, George...sure the name is Costanza, but he's Jew as is his family. Elaine a Wasp princess? Come on, she's a JAP all the way with her Kennedy-loving and pushiness. And Kramer? Mooch extraordinaire. We don't need to make a show about them...jerry did it for us. They even showed the gang trying to crash into a Neo-Nazi rally and made the Nazis look good with their clean-cut looks and guns, while the gang was caught up in another attempt to get one over. And in the last show, they all went to jail. Now, Xena? Ok, you can see it as lesbian, but it's debatable. It can be seen either way, and it's a good action show . Yes, Xena's 'lover', marcus, was black, but he lasted one season and was dropped. Tappert, the producer, was determined to 'push the envelope' on race-mixing, but as the show went on, it got whiter and stayed white. Theshow actually paid a lot of homage to Greek myth and Tappert tried to keep it true to the mythic...even did a Wagnerian Ring in the last season. Sure, it's not perfect, but I can ditch the race mixing and watch the action. They shot it in New Zealand, and mostly used white Kiwis and Aussies, with Maoris thrown in. Until we get our own media, it's the best we can do.

[Fredrik Haerne]

Friends -- I don't know where this show is going.

http://www.laughinglynx.com/pic2.php?id=106

[Bragi]

Isn't Selleck a member of the Hairy Actors Club-with the likes of Robin Williams, Alec Baldwin, James Caan, Sean Connery, etc?

Wherever he goes he's bound to stir up trouble. Oh those wily Hairyans.

I can just see Rosie O'Donnell now, her little mind comforting itself "he's just a big handsome hairball, I'm not that fat, I'm not that fat, he's just a big handsome hairball".

[Demonica]

Apparently you've never seen "Curb Your Enthusiasm" , the neurotic Jewish life of Larry David, creator of "Seinfeld" series.

I used to watch that on cable before I got rid of it. Every episode gave me another reason to dislike jews. Larry David is your typical whiny, manipulative kike who is mainly concerned with himself and no one else. He offends jews and niggers alike. As long as you know exactly what it is, it can be somewhat amusing.

[Starr]

The most annoying comedian IMO has got to be Bill Maher. He is just not funny in any way and I just hate the guy. He is so vocal in his obsessive opposition to religion and anything related to God. He honestly disturbes me.

[Starr]

Ellen Degenres is repulsive. I have never laughed at any of her humor and I find dyke-ism to be a mental disease. If a cure cannot be found, eliminate them.



I almost forgot about the dyke Ellen Degenres. she is really annoying as well. I really hate those "proud to be gay" types that constantly through their gay agenda in your face.

[Anima Eternae]

What's wrong with you all? Can't you celebrate diversity?



:D

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[Fredrik Haerne]

Anima, you and anime movies provide enough diversity for us. :)
What does your picture show, btw? I've been trying to figure it out, but, no. Wolverine drinking tea from a cup? (I have a wild imagination)

Larry David is your typical whiny, manipulative kike who is mainly concerned with himself and no one else.

. . . .And that pretty much sums them up.

There's a Jew I've been in some contact with who annoys the hell out of people around him. I would like to tell them "You know, that's typical Jewish behavior you're reacting to," but when you live in a country with only 10,000 Jews and most of them are in Stockholm, you just don't have enough examples to convince people with.

Why do so many female comics go way wrong in their repertoire? It's all about "I'm having my period, I'm middle aged, my breasts are sagging, my vagina is stretched from having babies" -- repulsive. And females in the audience go "Tee-hee, she says things we don't dare to!" Hey, I know something else most people don't dare to do: jump off a cliff. Let's see them do that; that would make me laugh. :cool:

[N.B. Forrest]

That tit-suckin' sow O'Donnell gives me the dry heaves: The beast was running its fat, pussy hair-moustached gob the other day about planned protests in the Caribbean over the docking of a fag-only cruise ship she'd chartered, howling against "White men" - as if we're the ones who'd be leading an anti-fruit protest in the Caribbean. The whore's as stoopid as it is ugly.

Another one I hate is that mean-mouthed cunt Brett Butler. Women simply cannot pull off stand-up comedy: It's either that self-obsessed gyno shit that Fredrik mentioned, or it's an excuse for leftist/feminist bitching a la Janeane Garofalo. Either way, it's about as funny as a severe case of hemorrhoids.

The aggression necessary to good stand-up is extremely off-putting when attempted by a woman. They should stick to being comedic actresses, like Lucille Ball.

[MOMUS]

Reuben "Robin" Williams is as Kike as any man can be, so is Caan.

Isn't Selleck a member of the Hairy Actors Club-with the likes of Robin Williams, Alec Baldwin, James Caan, Sean Connery, etc?

Wherever he goes he's bound to stir up trouble. Oh those wily Hairyans.

I can just see Rosie O'Donnell now, her little mind comforting itself "he's just a big handsome hairball, I'm not that fat, I'm not that fat, he's just a big handsome hairball".

[John in Woodbridge]

The most annoying comedian IMO has got to be Bill Maher. He is just not funny in any way and I just hate the guy. He is so vocal in his obsessive opposition to religion and anything related to God. He honestly disturbes me.

I don't like Bill Maher either, but when I was visiting my sister and brother-in-law in Florida they put his show on (apparently he has got some cable show on Showtime, and similar format to Politically Incorrect).

I have to admit his comedy writers were brilliant, and it had to be the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. His timing was good, too.

[Demonica]

I'm gonna go ahead and admit I like Bill Maher. He says some very intelligent stuff. The fact he is anti-religon is a good thing, at least he isn't forcing judaism on people (although I am pretty sure he is a jew himself). As for Larry David, it's almost unbelieveable he is allowed to portray jews the way he does. There was one episode where he got majorly punked out by a big, blond wrestler whose license plate read "Thor 14".

[Nordblod]

Anima, you and anime movies provide enough diversity for us. :)

Mmm, haha. What a bunch of absolute nerds we are.


What does your picture show, btw? I've been trying to figure it out, but, no. Wolverine drinking tea from a cup? (I have a wild imagination)



Could be Auron from FFX.

[Anima Eternae]

I don't like Bill Maher either, but when I was visiting my sister and brother-in-law in Florida they put his show on (apparently he has got some cable show on Showtime, and similar format to Politically Incorrect).

I have to admit his comedy writers were brilliant, and it had to be the funniest damn thing I've seen in a long time. His timing was good, too.

I think Maher is hilarious...jew or not. It's called "Real Time", and it's on HBO. I don't get HBO at college, so I just download the episodes. I also like the "Da Ali G" show.

Did you see the one where he played the fag interviewing people at White Nationalist rally? Omg...




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[Deus Vult]

That nigger chris tucker is another one. All them nigger token comedians are the same.


Chris Tucker is one of the worst. Nothing about him is clever, funny or amusing. He is the black Pauly Shore!

Pauly Shore is even worse, I think. Zero talent there.

[Vivaodio]

I think Maher is hilarious...jew or not. It's called "Real Time", and it's on HBO. I don't get HBO at college, so I just download the episodes. I also like the "Da Ali G" show.

Did you see the one where he played the fag interviewing people at White Nationalist rally? Omg...




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Ali G is the funniest person in all the British isles. And yes, he is a Jew, but one has to admit he is incredibly funny and clever. I remember a segment ( from one his DVD's I believe) where he's discussing the influence of the media with a panel of jounalists and authors, no one has any clue that he's pulling their leg, and it's hilarious how he discusses that star trek doesn't compell someone to fly into outspace no more than violence compells someone to kill people.

[Starr]

[QUOTE=Deus Vult]Chris Tucker is one of the worst. Nothing about him is clever, funny or amusing. He is the black Pauly Shore!

QUOTE]



Most of the nigger comedians are the same. All they know how to do is curse and talk filthy. Much like how the regular nigger always acts. George Carlin, although he is white, has the same type of routine, but for some reason he makes it funny when he does it.

[John in Woodbridge]

I think Maher is hilarious...jew or not. It's called "Real Time", and it's on HBO. I don't get HBO at college, so I just download the episodes. I also like the "Da Ali G" show.

Did you see the one where he played the fag interviewing people at White Nationalist rally? Omg......

I only saw the one when I was visiting my sister, and it was some of the best comedy writing I've seen in a long time. I was laughing my ass off.

[John in Woodbridge]

Most of the nigger comedians are the same. All they know how to do is curse and talk filthy. Much like how the regular nigger always acts. George Carlin, although he is white, has the same type of routine, but for some reason he makes it funny when he does it.

Chris Rock isn't bad, and Richard Pryor was an innovator. I don't mind dirty humor as long as it's funny. Andrew Dice Clay was obscene but not funny, IMO.

[Anima Eternae]

Could be Auron from FFX.


o.O

Bill Mahers father is jewish and his mother is a White Catholic

I think he was raised Catholic, then got rid of it.




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[Nordblod]

o.O



What the hell is that nerd for?

[Anima Eternae]

What the hell is that nerd for?

It's like a face. One eye is raised sorta like "wha?"

o.O



Another asian smiley...feeling awkward (with a drop of sweat):


-_-;





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[NutHouseSmere]

Somebody asked: Quote "Are there any other comediennes worse than Roseanne Barr?".

Not really :rolleyes:

But in Britain Comedienne Dawn French is equally as unfunny.

And she weighs 29 Stone. Methinks.

She comprises 90% by weight of the unfunny comedy duo French and Saunders.

Worse I feel, is that she is married to a Black Man Lennie Henry.

As my close friend Mr Rab Buchanan said;
' Tis most unlikely you'd want to put your nose up her crack, on a warm summres afternoon'. :rolleyes:

http://dawnfrench.tripod.com/

http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/profiles/lenny_henry.shtml

[Demonica]

Bill Mahers father is jewish and his mother is a White Catholic.

He still has lots of sympathy for the jews. I get a ton of free magazine subscriptions and in one of the retarded womens magazines, I believe Marie Claire, this month they are urging women to vote. There was Dennis Miller making the case for the republicans and Maher making the case for the Democrats. In one part Maher referred to Judaism as "one of the gentlest religons, especially when it came to women's issues" or some bullshit of the sort. I remember a long time on "Politically Incorrect" he was ripping xians a new asshole and someone said, "Bill, you wouldn't feel that way if we were discussing jews, would you?" So all in all, he is a jew-coddler and way too liberal on certain issues. But I have to admit I enjoyed Politically Incorrect.

[Anima Eternae]

Yeah you're right.


You can watch guilt free by downloading, though.



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[Herman van Houten]

I remember a long time on "Politically Incorrect" he was ripping xians a new asshole and someone said, "Bill, you wouldn't feel that way if we were discussing jews, would you?"

Amazing they let that in.

Always when an unfunny comedian is praised by the media, suspect a jew.

That goes for everyone, whether it's an actor or a scientist or a politician or whatever that is unduly praised.

I quit watching ZOG TV for ages so I don't know any unfunny comedian. From snippets I see when forced to watched TV at other people's places, Adam Sandler is supposed to be the new king of humor. As expected and is very obvious, he is a kike.

[Demonica]

Does anyone remember waaay back when Arsenio Hall had Louis Farrakhan on his show and he made anti-semetic comments? 3 days later.... no more Arsenio. Even though Arsenio Hall was a nigger it pisses me off when jews are allowed to do shit like that.

[Demonica]

Amazing they let that in.

Always when an unfunny comedian is praised by the media, suspect a jew.

That goes for everyone, whether it's an actor or a scientist or a politician or whatever that is unduly praised.

I quit watching ZOG TV for ages so I don't know any unfunny comedian. From snippets I see when forced to watched TV at other people's places, Adam Sandler is supposed to be the new king of humor. As expected and is very obvious, he is a kike.
I cannot stand him or any of his movies. It makes me sick to even look at him. I would rather watch nigger comedy than anything that revolting jew is in. Jim Carrey is another one who disgusts me. I don't know if he is a jew or not but I find him painfully un-funny.

[White Winger]

I mean, seriously. There was a show on yesterday where she appeared in several sketches, and she sounds like a squealing pig. And she couldn't stop smiling and giggling during the sketch, even when she was supposed to look angry or annoyed; I have seen pre-school kids with better acting skills.

IMDB describes her as "probably one of America's funniest comedians" -- writing that is a ticket to the noose on Rope Day.

The only thing that speaks in her favor is that she allowed Tom Selleck on her talk show (one of few episodes aired in Sweden, and the only episode I watched), where he affirmed that he was strongly in favor of the Right to Bear Arms: "I'm in favor of the Second Amendment ... and of the first, the third." Rare to see an actor who doesn't deserve a noose. (or does he...?)

Well ,yeah....Every single niggerilla comic there is.Every single one of them.It hardly matters how funny they might be,here and there.The bottom line is that they are,like 99% of all niggnoramuses,more racist than any White Man will ever be,their style of telling "funny" stories or observations ,are addle-minded,illiterate,over-the-top,obnoxiously LOUD,full of endless ,empty-headed ,niggnorant slang,totally void of half the words that White comics would use,beacuse we know it makes the jokes more articulate,and more sense.Totsally retarded,and their all niggerboo audiences are the exact same way.Seeing any nigger comic and a 100% nigger devil savage audience gives us Humans no hope for the future.

[bizmark]

Jim Carrey is another one who disgusts me. I don't know if he is a jew or not but I find him painfully un-funny.

I've got to put in a good word for Jim Carrey. I admit that sometimes he goes way over the top, but overall he can pull off stuff that no other person could. He's got an incredible amount of control over his facial expressions... his physical comedy is unmatched in recent memory. He's just so darn goofy, it's impossible for him not to be funny.

My favorite movie of his is "Dumb and Dumber." I know it's a dumb movie, but it's so goddamn funny, I laugh my ass off every time I see it. "Me, Myself and Irene" provides a great example of his physical humor when he's fighting against himself, beating himself up, throwing himself out of a moving car, etc.... it's incredible. Of course this is the movie in which he has three nigger "sons" because his wife cheated on him and he's absolutely clueless and thinks that they're "his" sons! Which kind of seems like propaganda, but then you notice that they're always playing up the nigger kids' intelligence (like when they fly the helicopter) for laughs because, well, it's simply so incongruous for this fat nigger slob to have intelligent words coming out of his mouth. It makes you think.... it's like reverse propaganda, because on the surface it's plain propaganda since the niggers are portrayed as smart, but on a deeper level it's giving the opposite message because it's always seen as funny. Also, the fact that he even thinks of them as his sons, and he's obviously pretty much in denial, at least points the audience to the fact that there IS a Racial Reality out there, and that no White man could ever have nigger sons. All in all an interesting movie just to see possible prop/counter-prop techniques.

On another note... have you ever seen him in a more serious role? (e.g. The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

And I've never heard of him being even remotely Jewish.

[Anima Eternae]

The Truman Show

That movie was excellent. A bit cheesy at the end...but still good. Haven't seen spotless mind....any good?


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[Herman van Houten]

Who Is a Comedian?, The Gantseh Megillah, Volume 3, Issue 3
"Listen to Jackie Mason: "A normal person wouldn't become a comedian. The egomania, the neurosis, the need to overcompensate, the feeling that life is meaningless without stardom - it's too much suffering." So who becomes a comedian? Groucho Marx, Jack Benny, Milton Berle, Lenny Bruce, Jerry Seinfeld, the list goes on and on. There must be a reason here as well to explain not only why there are so many Jewish comedians today, but also why Jews throughout the ages have been known for their humor." [Jewish comedians cited by this web site include: Bud Abbott (mother was Jewish, Abbott & Costello), Woody Allen (Born Konigsberg), Marty Allen, Jason Alexander (Greenspan), Tom Arnold (converted to Judaism, has some Jewish lineage), Joey Adams (born Abramowitz, converted to Christian Science), Bea Arthur (born Bernice Frankel, Golden Girls, Maud), Ed Asner (Lou Grant, Bronx Zoo), Hank Azaria, Roseanne Barr, Richard Belzer, Richard Benjamin, Jack Benny (Benjamin Kubelsky), Milton "Uncle Miltie" Berle (Berlinger), Sandra Bernhard, Joey Bishop (the only living member of the "Rat Pack"), Elayne Boosler, Victor Borge (Danish Jew, Rosenbaum), David Brenner, Fanny Brice (Borach), Matthew Broderick (mother is Jewish, same as wife, Sarah Jessica Parker), Albert Brooks (Einstein), Mel Brooks (Kaminsky), George Burns (Nathan Birnbaum), Red Buttons (Aaron Chwatt), Lenny Bruce (Born Leonard Alfred Schneider), Eddie Cantor (Iskowitch), Andrew Dice Clay (Silverstein), Sid Ceasar, Billy Crystal, Rodney Dangerfield (Jacob Cohen, later changed it to Jack), Larry David (seinfeld creator/producer, star of "Curb your enthusiasm"), Fran Drescher, Marty "googly eyes" Feldman, Fyvush Finkel, Al Franken, Mitchell Friedman (Voted #1 Jewish Comic by the Young Jewish Alliance in 1999), Jackie Gayle, Brad Garrott (Gerstenfeld, "Everybody Loves Raymond"), Larry Gelbart (M*A*S*H), Gilbert Gottfried, Elliott Gould, Ellen Greene (Little Shop Of Horrors), Shecky Greene, Steve Guttenberg, Buddy Hackett, Goldie Hawn, Buck Henry (Zuckerman), Michael J. Herman ("The Next Big Thing" according to the LA Times), Danny Hoch, Gabriel Kaplan, Jonathan Katz (Dr. Katz, comedy central), Andy Kaufman, Danny Kaye (Kaminsky), Richard Kind, Andy Kindler, Alan King, Robert Klein, Jack Klugman (Odd Couple), Lisa Kudrow, Carol Liefer, Jerry Lewis (Jerome Levitch), Richard Lewis, Shari Lewis (Hurwitz, "Lambchops"), Hal Linden (Barney Miller), Jon Lovitz, Mal Z. Lawrence, Norman Lear (creator of The Jeffersons, All In The Family, Good Times), Bill Maher (mother is Jewish), Howie Mandel, Sally Marr (Lenny Bruce's mother, Joan Rivers portrayed her on Broadway), Marc Marron, The Marx Brothers, Jackie Mason (Maza), Walter Matthau (Matuschanskayasky), Elaine May (May/Nichols), Anne Meara (Stiller/Meara, converted to Judaism), Lorne Michaels (Lipowitz), Marilyn Michaels, Larry Miller, Rick Moranis (Ghostbusters, Honey, I Shrunk The Kids, Little Shop of Horrors), Zero Mostel, Taylor Negron (mother is Jewish), Mike Nichols (filmmaker, The Graduate, The Bird Cage, born Peschwosky), Super Dave Osbourne (brother of Albert Brooks, born Einstein), Kevin Pollak, Sarah Jessica Parker (mother is Jewish, same as hubby, Matthew Broderick), Rhea Pearlman, Freddie Prinze Sr. (father was Hungarian Jew), Freddie Prinze Jr., Gilda Radner, Harold Ramis (actor/director, Ghostbusters, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day), Tony Randall (Rosenberg), Carl Reiner, Rob Reiner, Paul Reiser, Paul Reubens (born Rubenfeld, aka Pee Wee Herman), Don Rickles, The Ritz Brothers, Joan Rivers (Molinsky), Freddy Roman, Rita Rudner, Bob Saget, Mort Sahl, Soupy Sales (Supman), Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider (half-Jew), Sherwood Schwartz (Gilligan's Island, The Brady Bunch), Robert Schimmel, David Schwimmer, George Segal, Jerry Seinfeld, Harry Shearer, Sarah Silverman, Mitzi Shore (owner of The Comedy Store), Pauly Shore (son of Sammy & Mitzi), Sammy Shore, Gary Shandling, Bobby Slayton (father is Jewish), Barry Sobel, David Steinberg, Matt Stone (Southpark), Yakoff Smirnoff ("What a Country!"), Jerry Stiller (Stiller/Meara), Ben Stiller, Peter Sellers (mother was Jewish), Howard Stern (contrary to his popular "half-Jew" shtick, Howie is a full blooded Jew), Jon Stewart (Leibowitz), Teller ("Penn & Teller, born Raymond Teller, father is Jewish), Brother Theodore (Born Gottlieb, frequent favorite of David Letterman), The Three Stooges (Horowitz), Bruce Vilanch, Gene Wilder (Jerome Silberman), Billy Wilder (Some Like It Hot), Henry Winkler ("The Fonz" on Happy Days), Robert Wuhl, Henny Youngman.]

http://jtrarchive.tripod.com/humor.html

If a whitish looking comedian isn't funny, it usually proves to be a kike.

[John in Woodbridge]

Rarely watch TV anymore or especially any TV series or sitcoms. Only current one is Sopranos (between seasons).

A while back I watched Hill Street Blues. X-Files was good, too.

[S.-O.]

Dave Chapelle's unfunny, nigger ass has been running on two jokes for years. Jokes about smoking blunts and fucking white girls, now that's humor. :eek:

[King_Tiger]

I almost forgot about the dyke Ellen Degenres. she is really annoying as well. I really hate those "proud to be gay" types that constantly through their gay agenda in your face.Ellen Degenerate is, simply, the worst.

[H.E.A.]

I mean, seriously. There was a show on yesterday where she appeared in several sketches, and she sounds like a squealing pig. And she couldn't stop smiling and giggling during the sketch, even when she was supposed to look angry or annoyed; I have seen pre-school kids with better acting skills.

IMDB describes her as "probably one of America's funniest comedians" -- writing that is a ticket to the noose on Rope Day.

The only thing that speaks in her favor is that she allowed Tom Selleck on her talk show (one of few episodes aired in Sweden, and the only episode I watched), where he affirmed that he was strongly in favor of the Right to Bear Arms: "I'm in favor of the Second Amendment ... and of the first, the third." Rare to see an actor who doesn't deserve a noose. (or does he...?)


D'UH, Kathy Griffin, Gilbert Gottfried, Seinfeld, Those Dyke comediannes, Names unknown,Sandra Bernhard,... too many.
An all The Roseanne Sitcom was pretty good, & they left her pro jew banter out of it, But didnt avoid hiring hideous Yids for the program.

[heaven above]

We had many white and non-jew comedians here in the UK in the past.

One of the maddest was Frank Randle, who was born in Wigan, many years ago.

One of my favourites was Eddy Flanagan, the scouse comic, now no longer with us.

Tommy Cooper just had to come on the stage and the audience was in fits.

My Dad saw Laurel & Hardy TWICE ! Both times in Manchester.

Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson the ozzie comic is quite racist too, but his language is very strong.

Must admit, I liked the quickfire gags of Groucho Marx.

[Robert W. Hoffman]

We had many white and non-jew comedians here in the UK in the past.

One of the maddest was Frank Randle, who was born in Wigan, many years ago.

One of my favourites was Eddy Flanagan, the scouse comic, now no longer with us.

Tommy Cooper just had to come on the stage and the audience was in fits.

My Dad saw Laurel & Hardy TWICE ! Both times in Manchester.

Kevin 'Bloody' Wilson the ozzie comic is quite racist too, but his language is very strong.

Must admit, I liked the quickfire gags of Groucho Marx.I know this fucker was corny as all get-out, but I used to get somewhat of a kick out of Benny Hill. Dirty ol' fucker he was. I remember one bit he did where he was pestering some big buxom blonde. She got pissed at him and said, "Hmph! I don't have to take that. I give tit for tat!" Ol' Benny looks at her, looks at the camera, and sneers, "In that case....tat!"

Some funny shit.... :D

[COTW]

I know this fucker was corny as all get-out, but I used to get somewhat of a kick out of Benny Hill. Dirty ol' fucker he was. I remember one bit he did where he was pestering some big buxom blonde. She got pissed at him and said, "Hmph! I don't have to take that. I give tit for tat!" Ol' Benny looks at her, looks at the camera, and sneers, "In that case....tat!"

Some funny shit.... :DYeah, Benny Hill was funny, the Paul Hogan show was good too but I didn't catch too many of those.

[H.E.A.]

I almost forgot about the dyke Ellen Degenres. she is really annoying as well. I really hate those "proud to be gay" types that constantly through their gay agenda in your face.
Uh Forgot about her...And that Fat shit dyke Rosie O Donnal...
I forget they were supposed to be comics...

[Starr]

Uh Forgot about her...And that Fat shit dyke Rosie O Donnal...
I forget they were supposed to be comics...


I absolutely hate the ugly, fat dyke rosie o'dumbbell. :mad: I have no idea how anyone could find her funny.

[N.B. Forrest]

I've been a Britcom nut for over 20 years: John Cleese in Fawlty Towers was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on the box: "Whatever you do, don't mention the war!"; "We have Prawns Goebbels...." And the first time I saw his Ministry of Silly Walks skit in Python, I nearly shit myself. :D

The Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin was hilarious too: "I didn't get where I am today...."; "Great!" "Super!", the farting chair gag, on & on. The late Leonard Rossiter, John Barron & Geoffrey Palmer were brilliant.

Two other howlers were The Young Ones & Hot Metal, the latter an obvious send-up of Rupert Murdoch and his rags. One of my favorite scenes has the appalled holdover editor forced to give a press conference justifying his new bosses' addition of Page 3 girls to the erstwhile respectable paper: "I personally find naked breasts highly distasteful..." to which a Cockney in the crowd shouts "Well, stop tastin' 'em then!" :D

One Foot in the Grave cracks me up as well.

[Steve B]

I've been a Britcom nut for over 20 years: John Cleese in Fawlty Towers was probably the funniest thing I've ever seen on the box: "Whatever you do, don't mention the war!"; "We have Prawns Goebbels...." And the first time I saw his Ministry of Silly Walks skit in Python, I nearly shit myself. :D

Same here! Pythons "upper class twits" on a running track, gun fires and they all move in different directions. Then the "Lumberjack song". A guy who doesn't like his current(Palin I think)job, and then announces, "I didn't want to do this job. I wanted to be... a lumberjack!" He breaks into song about the life of a lumberjack. He is backed up by a set of male singers, all dressed as Canadian Mounties. As the song continues, the excited lumberjack increasingly reveals cross-dressing tendencies,("I chop down trees and I wear high heels and I hang around in bars") which confuses the Mounties to the point where they walk off disgustedly.

These guys kill me! :D

A lot of Americans don't "get" Brit humor. I have watched the Python skits with friends and family members and some of them sit through it without so much as cracking a smile while I'm rolling on the floor.

I never wanted to do this job!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-t'ry.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
he goes to the lava-t'ry.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild-flowers. I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

CHORUS: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
he like to press wild-flowers. He puts on (incredulous) women's clothing?,
And hangs around in bars?

I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie.
Just like my dear papa.

CHORUS: He cuts down trees, (incredulous) he wears high heels?,
Suspendies and a bra?
(Rabbling)

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
he sleeps all night and he works all day.
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay.
He sleeps all night and he works all day

[COTW]

Don't forget the Monty Python movies. The Search for the Holy Grail movie had me laughing so hard I couldn't catch my breath when I first saw it. The Holy
Hand Grenade scene, the Black Knight, the bridge scene, hilarious.

[DJ_Zarathustra]

A lot of Americans don't "get" Brit humor. I have watched the Python skits with friends and family members and some of them sit through it without so much as cracking a smile while I'm rolling on the floor.


Amerikwan television "comedy" is broad and usually based on some type of derogative statement. British satire and absurdism doesn't play well here, because it requires one to think.

As for comedians worse than Rosanne Barr, I would like to nominate Sarah Silverman for this honor. Whereas Barr is unfunny and goofy, Silverman is unfunny and weird.

[heaven above]

I'll tell you who really isn't funny, the jewess Joan Rivers . I remember Bernard Manning 'flooring her' on a BBC TV programme, of some years ago. He said she was not funny, and I agree. She said she wouldn't come back to the UK as a result of this humiliation.

Can't you keep her in the USA, she is forever coming over to London ? :(

[N.B. Forrest]

I'll tell you who really isn't funny, the jewess Joan Rivers . I remember Bernard Manning 'flooring her' on a BBC TV programme, of some years ago. He said she was not funny, and I agree. She said she wouldn't come back to the UK as a result of this humiliation.

Can't you keep her in the USA, she is forever coming over to London ? :(

God, do I loathe that bitch - the very epitome of an ugly-ass, incredibly obnoxious Jew Yawk kike hag.

[lawrence dennis]

Apparently you've never seen "Curb Your Enthusiasm" , the neurotic Jewish life of Larry David, creator of "Seinfeld" series.

Also, let's not leave out Adam Sandler.
No, no, no, no. It's this guy:
http://www.corporateartists.com/images/richardlewis.jpg
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Obnoxious, narcissistic, whiny, schlep who's always talking about his many different psychiatrists. :rolleyes: Ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly, bad.

[John in Woodbridge]

I agree. Richard Lewis is one of the worst. Most jew comedians I don't find funny, but a few are.

[Adamic Man]

Six pages of all the proof you'll ever need of WHY I QUIT WATCHING TV!!!!

(But Britcom stuff is great!)