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[Draco]

Typical nigger behavior, and nigger characteristics, are so readily identifiable that the human observation of the nigger herd has spawned numerous phrases within the English language that include the word "nigger". Recently, some linguistics professionals got together and started collecting these wonderful phrases, and the following list was born. This is THE most comprehensive list of phrases that include the word "nigger" . If you can think of any more phrases that include the word "nigger" which we've missed, please feel free to add them.

Nigger Rig - To perform the poorest quality repair job imaginable. To nigger rig something that is broken requires that you put the least possible amount of effort into the repair job, using the poorest quality materials available. A nigger-rigged job is instantly identifiable, usually due to large amounts of duct tape or wire covering the broken item. Also known as "Afro-engineering".

Nigger Rich - The state of being broke, but trying to persuade others that you have lots of money. This is usually accomplished by wearing large quantities of fake gold, or by rolling a wad of one-dollar bills together, and then placing a twenty or fifty on the outside of the roll.

Nigger Wad, or Nigger Roll - The wad of money described in the above definition of "Nigger Rich".

Nigger Knocker - A stick, pipe, or blackjack, usually found in pick-up trucks, used to beat niggers with. A nigger knocker must be extremely hard, in case it must be used on a nigger's head.

Nigger Bath - To "wash up" while standing at the bathroom sink, using a wet rag; but without the aid of soap.

Niggerbabble - The unintelligible babbling that comes out of a nigger's mouth. It may come out sounding like "I beez wantz a White womin", or "I beez killn Whitey", or "Muh diKKK, muh diKKK". Niggers often issue forth these babblings while grabbing their crotches, in a desperate attempt to keep their sexual organs from falling off due to the effects of the many niggerborne communicable diseases they're infested with. With babblings such as, "Whitey owz me a livin' ", or "What I did beez Whitey's fault", niggers often use niggerbabble to avoid personal responsibility.

Niggerfuxation - The result of Typical Nigger Behavior. When niggers get a-hold of something and completely ruin it, that thing has become "niggerfuxated". "Niggerfuxation has completely ruined the City of Detroit".

Niggerwhine - What niggers constantly do when they don't get their way. Humans all over the world are sick of hearing niggerwhine. Niggers want handouts, reparations, and settlements; and generally, something for nothing.

Niggerfact - A lie made up by a nigger, which niggers then swear to be true. Examples of niggerfacts are that niggers invented everything, including the telephone, the television, nuclear submarines, and the moon; that niggers "built America"; that niggers all have big diKKKs; and that law enforcement statistics showing niggers to be murderous animals are not true. The term "nigger-lie" is interchangeable with the term "niggerfact".

Nigger Mobile - A nigger's car, which the nigger has niggered up. A nigger mobile will usually be an old Cadillac, with strips of bathroom rug strung around the back window, a "thump-thump" nigger radio that cost more than the car itself, and other afro-engineered modifications.

Nigger Sense - The absence of intelligence or common sense. "That's so stupid, it doesn't even make good nigger sense".

Niggertown - A place where a lot of niggers live. Nigger towns stink, and look like garbage dumps.

Nigger Work - A job that anyone can do, which takes no intelligence, and is usually unpleasant. "I don't want to clean the toilets. That's nigger work".

Nigger Heaven - A watermelon patch.

Nigger Hounds - Dogs specifically trained to track niggers.

Nigger-Lover - A moron who thinks that niggers are human.

Riding Nigger - The opposite of "ride shotgun". Riding shotgun is sitting in the front seat of the car. Riding nigger is sitting in the back seat by yourself.

Niggerlip - To get the stub of a smoke all wet and slimey. As in "don't niggerlip that joint".

Niggershit - Anything of low quality that would typically be owned by a nigger. "Some guy tried to sell me a fake Rolex, but I told him I didn't want that niggershit".

Niggercide - A contraction of "nigger homicide". Niggercide, AIDS, and ebola, comprise the Great White Hope. Niggercide is the leading cause of death among Americoons. It happens when Typical Nigger Behavior reaches its peak, and niggers use guns, knives, or poisoned crack to put "dey soul bruthaz" on AFN's Dead Nigger Picture Pages. Unfortunately, niggers who commit niggercide usually get caught within ten minutes due to their stupidity; before they can commit further acts of patriotism!

Nigger Music - The form of "shitmusic" seen on MTV or similar programs featuring gutter monkeys dressed in oversized ape clothing, jumping and hollering while holding their disease infested dicks.

Niggerhead- A large rock, usually round, discovered during excavation. The term is widely used in the northern tier of the USA in the construction industry. 'Niggerheads' are principally granite or feldspar within the matrix of alluvial (glacial) till.

Niggerhead Watermelon - A small, dark green, round watermelon, with small seeds. Its shape resembles a nigger's head.

Niggerhead Tobacco - And old brand of finely shredded chewing tobacco that resembled tufts of nappy hair.

Dumber Than a Day Old Nigger - The state of being as dumb as a rock.

Niggersubtraction - 1) One less nigger due to an offing (usually by drive-by) caused by a 'diss'. 2) Nigger Math, similar to Ebonics. "If I had fiddy cent, an my ho' stole foty cent, how much I b had left?".

Niggeraddition - Squirting out niggletts to add to the AFDC check.

Niggerplication - 1) The act of niggers multiplying rapidly while on the welfare wagon, 2) A sow nigger siring more than one nigglet at a time. 3) A contraction of the words 'nigger implication'; as when one nigger, when arrested for a crime, implicates his homies to save his sorry ass.

Niggerdivision - When a nigger buck splits after impregnating a sow nigger.

Niggernomics- A financial plan that is most certainly doomed to failure. A nigger is practicing "niggernomics" when he "invests" his entire welfare check in lottery tickets, figuring that he has so many tickets he "gots to win". Nigger countries also practice niggernomics when the Head Nigger In Charge takes all the handouts from White countries and puts the money in a Swiss bank account, and then lets his Africoon nigger countrymen starve to death.

They forgot "niggercock", a very thick waxy grease sort of stuff used for quick and dirty sealing of non-pressure waterleaks in machine shops, garages etc. Came in a clear plastic wrap a foot long and about an inch and a half thick, looked just like, well, you can imagine.

Also forgot "niggered-up", meaning to put a lot of useless junk on a car, stuff hanging from rear view mirror, little furry balls around the windows, lights in the wheel wells, etc.

OK, I guess niggered-up was mentioned as an addendum to niggermobile

[Demonica]

TNB at it's best (all the victims on the news were black):

KANSAS CITY -- If it seems like you're seeing a lot of stories in the news about shootings lately, you are, and even police are worried, but what are they doing to stop the violence?

KCTV5's Lynn Kawano found out. She reported live on "KCTV5 News at 5 p.m."

When the temperature rises, so does crime, but this has become a summer of exceptional violence, Lynn said.

Since Friday, there have been many shootings on both sides of the state line.

The rash of violence has police scrambling.

Three people were shot in one day in Kansas City, Kan. Five people were shot in four days in Kansas City, Mo.

"Something is wrong, because we're not living as long as we're supposed to," one young person told KCTV5. "We're dropping at 16, 17 years old."

"The alarming trend that we're seeing is that these are the young individuals that are doing this," said Capt. Randy Hopkins, of the Kansas City, Mo., Police Department.

Community leaders took to the streets Tuesday, trying to make a plea to the trigger happy teens.

Police say they have murder squad working 24 hours a day to track down the gunmen and try to stop the body count from rising, but neighbors say it probably won't do much good.

"It might die down, but again, it might not," one young person said.

Believe it or not, according to police statistics, crime is down on both sides of the state line.

"Last year our homicides were very near an all-time low," said Capt. Michael Kobe, of the Kansas City, Kan., Police Department. "We are six homicides below that this year so far."

The homicides that are happening are coming in quick succession, and police say they haven't had a break since the bullets started flying.

Kansas City, Mo., has a gang task force, and they were assisting homicide detectives in all of the cases. They said the gangs in Kansas City tend to be turf gangs. They're unified by geography, not so much by colors, and that's why the violence is very centralized.

Some additions, which I hope are valid.

Nigger-knocking - A type of harmless prank where young hoodlums knock on doors and run away. Fun when you're about 13.

Niggerbar - A large metal bar or set of bars much like a brush guard on a 4x4 or 4 wheel drive vehicle, used to protect the grill and hood of the vehicle when one runs over a nigger that is crossing through a no-walk light or ambling through heavy traffic.

HNIC - Stands for 'Head Nigger In Charge' and generally indicates a literate nigger in a position of authority such as a judge, cop, or other government employee who achieved his position first through affirmative action and later through special consideration and favoritism from ZOG. Could also indicate a pimp or a large nigger who is the boss of a prison unit.

My nigger - In niggerspeak thiis is usually found in phrases such as "yo dog datz my nigga right theya". The nigger uses the phrase to tell others that a particular nigger is a friendly nigger that is not to be disrespected or shot at.

Hard nigger - (also niggerspeak) Generally refers to niggers that are tough and shtreetwise and shit like that, numsain? This is due to the fact that the nigger served time in correctional institute, or possibly the nigger was shot and has bullet scars to brag about, or maybe the nigger used to run with a gang and once or twice beat down/shot with a gat some punk ass niggers wearing the wrong colors or a nice pair of dope Nikes that the hard nigger wanted. It could be for other reasons but you will know the hard nigger by his scowl, bling bling, and insolent attitude.

Crackheadnigger - A nigger who is addicted to rock cocaine which it smokes in a glass pipe.

Fieldnigger - A hardy type of slave who was worked in the fields during slave times.

Housenigger - A more dainty type of slave who was trained for domestic work in the confines of a plantation house. The counterpart of the above type nigger. House niggers gained certain privileges and generally had better living conditions. In niggerspeak, one nigger might insult another nigger by saying something like "yo you beez a cracker's bitch and a punkass housenigger, numsain?" to which the other might respond "yo brutha I be goin along to get along and I be messin' wif whitey's head an shit, numsain? I be foolin' wif dem crazy ass crackas, numsain?"

Nigger Noodles: A combination of dirt, dust, or grime and sweat that sometimes appear in folds of skin (such as where your elbow bends) as dark strands when working in hot dirty or dusty environments.