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Old July 15th, 2014 #279
Matthaus Hetzenauer
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Wait a cotton-pickin' minute here...

Post #276: One account has this snake being 10-12' long, yet it's girth is estimated at 4-5"? Girth is the measurement, not across, but around an object, such as a person's waist. If true, this is one anorexic snake, by God...

But all this sounds awfully Bigfoot/Nessie-ish to me; like bullshit. Next thing you know, it'll have huge, hummingbird-like fins that enable it to fly and attack party animal spring breakers on lakeshore beaches, just like in those low budget flicks on the Syfy channel; the ones "starring" has-been or never-was actors such as Erik Estrada or Bridget Fonda. And the more media attention this story receives, the more crank calls the authorities themselves are going to receive.
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