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Old March 17th, 2011 #64
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: East Tennessee
Posts: 8,506

Welfare Check

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He
marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know...., I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
Chauffeur and body guard for his beautiful daughter.

You'll have to drive around in his 2010 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will
supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be
provided. You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her
overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to say but you will
also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as
the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker said, "Yeah, well ... You started it."