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Old April 14th, 2011 #69
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Then another {boyfriend} I was seeing came over, and although he didn't say anything, I could tell he was not comfortable. That didn't work out either.

He told me he couldn't love me because I have a bad knee. I was rather shocked and asked him if he was looking for a woman or buying a horse. I offered to open my mouth so he could check my teeth too.