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Old January 26th, 2006 #71
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Originally Posted by White Will
You're probably one of the best customers at that Podunk postal facility, Glenn. You should be rewarded as a preferred customer for the revenue you bring in for them, yet, instead, you are being selectively harrassed. Wear that distinction as a badge of honor rather than seeing it as a negative. Have fun with the bastards.

Ask them, no, tell them that you want some mail bags to fill up with all the love mail you send out through their PO. Start waiting until their very busiest times to go in with these bagsful of boxes of TAAs. Let your outgoing boxes accumulate a little to where it will take them an hour or more to open your stuffed mail bags for this unnecessary inspection crap. Of course it goes without saying that you should never include anything in your mailings that's not authorized under the reduced price Fourth Class "Media Mail" or "Book Rate" you claim (personal letters, etc.), which might give them cause to keep inspecting your boxes. Don't allow them to send you to the rear of the line to re-seal anything they've forced you to open. Don't budge. Make 'em all suffer while you slowly, VERY slowly, untape and retape your boxes, all the while running your mouth as only you can do, educating everybody about niggers and Jews and Mexicans and queers, while you have such a captive audience "in the round," to the front and to the rear. Inform those behind you that they need to open their sealed boxes so the postal wiggers can expect them like they do yours. It's good theater to demonstrate your harrassers' hypocrisy and selective enforcement. Hand out a few TAAs to the growing line behind you. It won't be long before they learn to treat you like every other customer, believe me. If they continue their harrassment, call the Postal Inspector. Get JOG's Rule Book and make the PI enforce the statutes that protect you from harrassment because of the political nature of your love mailings. You're the good guy. Be the indigestible morsel you are, stuck in their craw. They can't chew you up and they can't spit you out. And always be super patient, flashing that big, charismatic Aryan smile of yours. They can't stand that.
Will, you certainly do have a vivid imagination, dear to my heart. Fact is, I've done most of what you suggested, already. Big fat soccermom supervisor called me into her office and pleaded for me not to use the word "nigger" so loudly, as it caused some complaints. Before which, I'd gotten into a shouting contest with 2 other soccermom clerks for their rudeness. That was right after issue #2 came out with that naked gal on cover, and PO supervisor had determined it to be pornographic, and told me so in front of a big crowd, embarrassing the hell out of me.

Anyhow, things at the PO have settled down after all that. They're much nicer, and I kiss up. I don't say "nigger" too loudly now, nor do I pass out TAAs to customers inside the PO, though I do outside almost every time I go there. 2 of the 6 White soccermom clerks btw, have always been extremely nice and helpful. All are very familiar with TAA, and me personally thru TV, radio, and local newspaper "compliments".
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