[this DM is a great publication, you know these Fleet Streeters just love america as mencken did, as a free-air insane asylum, a neverending cavalcade of whimsical zaniness]
Turns out Beefoo's in CENTRAL MICHIGAN, working on Detroit's economic problems by day, and englutinating free pizza at night.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-creature.html
Hey, guy...LOVE YOUR NECKLACE
Bigfoot is real - and he's a fan of PEPPERONI! Man claims rolled-up pizza boxes outside his house prove existence of creature
- Anthony Padilla claims Sasquatch is living in woods in central Michigan
- He says he's been leaving out takeaways for the mythical beast to eat
- Mr Padilla insists he's not crazy and he's seen Sasquatch several times
- He added big hairy beast also likes to eat Mexican or Chinese
Shit, I MAY BE A BIGFOOT MYSELF THIS WHOLE TIME, OMG
By LEON WATSON
16 January 2014
Bigfoot is the real deal and he's developed a taste for takeaway pizza, a Michigan man has claimed.
Anthony Padilla, from Midland County, says he's been leaving boxes of pepperoni-topped pizza pies out for the mythical beast who's been gobbling them up near his home.
Mr Padilla, who insists he's not crazy, claims he's seen the Sasquatch several times roaming the woods in central Michigan looking for food.
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