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Originally Posted by MikeTodd
We got jew jokes and we got lawyer jokes, how come we don't have cop jokes?
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Why does a policeman go out on patrol with a dog?
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So he can find his way back to the station.
Why do they send three officers together on patrol?
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One can read, one can write and the third one keeps an eye on the two crazy intellectuals.
Why is the policeman going on patrol with a bike?
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This way he has all his four wheels together.