Originally Posted by JewishIsraeli
Red neck technology:
Between the two systems above I'll take the one at the top any day. The second system is nothing but a device that allows one to shoot a pistol around a corner but the first allows a man to reach out from great distances and touch the ones they're thinking of most. The first system also gives a man the opportunity to avoid detection by being a relative distance from the object of one's thoughts to live and touch others with the love they so richly deserve on another day.