I like your no 1, I'd like to see this happen too.
Good luck w your forklift license.
No 1, eternal life for anyone I like. Everyone else, they dissolve into a pile of green goo as soon as I snap my fingers.
No 2, A trillion dollars (but I'll be philanthropic and I will do nice things w/ it that help more than just me, I promise).
No 3, "All my enemies die like pigs in hell".
This thread means we must show this vid of course, it's pretty spot on with where people would honestly go with 3 wishes.