"Lindy West": some broad who writes for some paper in Washington state, if you like her stuff, she has a million archived pieces, mostly movie reviews.
She's not us by any means, but is capable of funny.
People Who Let Their Cat Walk Across Their Kitchen Cutting-Board, Even Though Those Are the Same Fucking Paws That Have Been Tramping Around That Shit-Filled Cat Box and I Don't See a Kitty Foot-Washing Station Around Here, Do You?
Well? Do you? ANSWER THE QUESTION.