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Old February 28th, 2011 #58
Leonard Rouse
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Dear Slow Fe,

I absolutely hate the fact that you even exist on this Earth. What I hate even more is that I am being forced to take you daily for the next 10 1/2 weeks. Even more than that why do you make me feel like hell? I did nothing to do you. I followed your directions and even took you at bedtime. Your box says that your slow release version will limit my nausea and stomach discomfort... well you lie.


Here I am trying to enjoy some Sunday football and finish my chores from yesterday, but I can barely lift my head from the pillow without the intense feeling of needing to throw up. Thank you for ruining my day. Hear me now.. you will not ruin my 3rd trimester. I will defeat you, Slow Fe, you will lose, not me.

Love,

29 weeks pregnant momma

http://www.momaroo.com/734240909/dear-slow-fe/