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You forgot one very important catagory... The Psycho Bitch!
We've all had, or at least know somebody who's had one of those. On a related note... Q: Why do they call it PMS ? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ A: Because the term "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken. |
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@ Mark Faust
Can I ask you a question? Okay, here goes: Do you have any idea of what a douche you sound like? |
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One funny commercial they keep playing on the radio here is some company that treats men with erectile dysfunction. The owners says "my oldest client is 94".
Er, I think when you are 94 your wife isn't going to be very stimulating....
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Its like the skinny and fat guys on here who say that its gay to work out and be big and strong. Its kinda sad if that's the best you can come up with..... At least the Marcus guy just says I'm being an asshole. Breana, the sad, sad truth is that you would be like the rest if you met me, and you would get on your knees and dish a bj out to me behind your por husbands back if I decided to let you. But more than likely you are not very attractive (as 99.9999% of women who are racialy aware are not) and you wouldn't get the chance to. |
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When you are 94, women who are 50 years younger than you aren't very stimulating.
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Atkins in 50 years...
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Pretty funny that a 94 year old guy would go to an ED clinic. I imagine when I'm 94, being able to sport wood wouldn't be on my top ten concerns.
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Just a grumpy old man more than likely.
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My husband works at a gym and doesn't need to take steroids to increase his levels of testosterone. Exercise for aesthetic rather than functional reasons is one of the most effeminate things imaginable, but of course your type will never be able to understand that. Quote:
I am much more attracted to men who build their muscle mass naturally, non obsessively, and for functional rather than aesthetic reasons. And if you're such a sex god and the master of taming women, why do you have so many failed relationships? I seem to recall you posting that you caught your wife flirting with another man. Why would she need to go elsewhere to be satisfied if you are such a masterful stud? Quote:
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On your first day of the diet you have to eat as much butter as you possibly can And stay away from vegetables - they have too much fiber and stop the butter from making your intestines slippery.
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I prefer Women who are mellow and laid back. And not uppity chicks who are high maintenance. If they turn out to be the later, I'm still gonna fuck them a few times before I leave them. Relationships don't last based on physical attraction alone, there has to be some connection on a personal level. But my dick doesn't care about connecting on a personal level.
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I remember a funny quote from Kathleen Turner. This was right after she done the film Body Heat and was considered to be quite the sex symbol. She said something to the effect of that when she would walk down the road and a man wouldn't look her up and down she would pretty much assume he was a fag. lol
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OMG! Is that the same woman! lol
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Think of it as your deserved punishment for having been a bitch.
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