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March 11th, 2012
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Banned
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March 11th, 2012
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 Feminist fail. 
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March 14th, 2012
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Banned
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March 14th, 2012
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#1024 |
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Banned
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March 15th, 2012
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Holorep survivor
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Secede. Control taxbases/municipalities. Use boycotts, divestment, sanctions, strikes. http://www.aeinstein.org/wp-content/...d-Jan-2015.pdf https://canvasopedia.org/wp-content/...Points-web.pdf |
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March 20th, 2012
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Banned
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March 20th, 2012
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Banned
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March 29th, 2012
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#1028 |
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Holorep survivor
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The wild frontier
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Secede. Control taxbases/municipalities. Use boycotts, divestment, sanctions, strikes. http://www.aeinstein.org/wp-content/...d-Jan-2015.pdf https://canvasopedia.org/wp-content/...Points-web.pdf |
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April 4th, 2012
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Senior Member
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April 4th, 2012
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Crushing human roaches
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April 9th, 2012
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Pussy Bünd "Commander"
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: land of the Friedman, home of the Braverman
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Translating Men's & Women's English
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish........................................49 > Adventurous...................................Slept with everyone > Athletic......................................No tits > Average looking...............................Moooo > Beautiful.....................................Pathological liar > Buxom.........................................Fat > Emotionally Secure............................On medication > Feminist......................................Fat > Free spirit..................................Junkie > Friendship first..............................Former slut > New-Age.......................................Body hair in the wrong places > Old-fashioned.................................No BJs > Open-minded...................................Desperate > Outgoing......................................Loud and Embarrassing > Professional..................................Bitch > Voluptuous....................................Very Fat > Large frame..................................Hugely Fat > Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker WOMEN'S ENGLISH: > Yes = No > No = Yes > Maybe = No > We need = I want > I am sorry = you'll be sorry > We need to talk = You're in trouble > Sure, go ahead = You better not > Do what you want = You will pay for this later > I am not upset = Of course I am pissed, you moron! > You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about? MEN'S ENGLISH: I am hungry = I am hungry > I am sleepy = I am sleepy > I am tired = I am tired > Nice dress = Nice boobs! > I love you = Let's have sex now > I am bored = Do you want to have sex? > May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you > Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you > Do you want to go to a movie?= I'd like to have sex with you > Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you http://www.thebirdman.org/Index/Othe...7sEnglish.html
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April 10th, 2012
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Banned
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April 10th, 2012
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Banned
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April 15th, 2012
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Your Pro-White Neighbor...
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Trayvon Jokes!
Assorted Trayvon jokes:
Q. What would Trayvon Martin be doing if he were alive today? A. Clawing frantically at the inside of his coffin Skittle's new tagline has been changed from “Taste the Rainbow” to "Taste the pain, bro." What is Trayvon Martin’s favorite flavor skittle? 9mm hollow point Someone should have told Trayvon you don't bring skittles to a gun fight. What is the difference between Trayvon and George Zimmerman? One smokes dope, the other smokes the dopes How could George Zimmerman have gotten rid of Trayvon Martin without firing a shot? Offer him a job Q. What's the difference between a dead dog laying in the middle of the road and a dead Trayvon laying in the middle of the road? A. There are skid marks in front of the dead dog Q. What do you call Trayvon Martin in a suit? A. The deceased Trayvon smokes dope during the day, and does shots at night. Q. What's the difference between Trayvon Martin and a pile of dog shit? A. The rate of decomposition Q: Did you hear Skittles was pulling there product from the market? A: Turns out they might cause lead poisoning. A nigger, a corpse, and a thug walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have Treyvon?" Q: What's the difference between Mozart and Trayvon? A: Mozart was good at composing, Trayvon is currently decomposing Q: What is Trayvon getting for his birthday? A: A FUBU bodybag Q: What did Trayvon get for his last birthday? A: Your bike Skittles packaging is now changed to read: “Warning- Not to be used as a Kevlar substitute” Q: What's the difference between Rodney King and Trayvon Martin? A: Rodney King is still breathing. (unfortunately) Q: What song are they going to play @ Trayvon's Funeral? A: Happiness Is A Warm Gun by The Beatles Q: Did you know that Trayvon was an aspiring rapper? Do you know what his greatest hit was? A: The Sidewalk Q: Do you know why Trayvon was placed face down in his coffin at his open casket funeral? A: So his 'down low' homies could stop by for a cold one. Q: You're locked in a cage with a lion, a tiger, and Trayboon. You have a gun with 2 bullets, what do you do? A: Shoot Trayboon.......twice Q: What’s the difference between Trayvon and an airplane flight about to land? A: You’ll never be able to get that Tray to its full and upright condition |
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April 16th, 2012
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Banned
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April 16th, 2012
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Holorep survivor
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: The wild frontier
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Secede. Control taxbases/municipalities. Use boycotts, divestment, sanctions, strikes. http://www.aeinstein.org/wp-content/...d-Jan-2015.pdf https://canvasopedia.org/wp-content/...Points-web.pdf |
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April 17th, 2012
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Earth
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Have never listened this steaming pile. This was posted, because here is an example of how the joo feels and treats White's. Trying to make us look or sound crazy. What's funny is that they think they are funny, but are not just two faced supreme haters etc.
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Isn't it strange that we talk least about the things we think about most? We cannot allow the natural passions and prejudices of other peoples to lead our country to destruction. -Charles A. Lindbergh http://www.fff.org/freedom/0495c.asp Last edited by America First; April 19th, 2012 at 02:35 AM. Reason: Comment |
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April 20th, 2012
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Senior Member
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No time for the old in 'n out, love. I've just come to read the meter. |
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April 22nd, 2012
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a shithead's favorite book
Looking Out for Number 2.
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