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Eight, Skate & Manipulate.
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Take a Powder: always liked this one.
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Quote:
Used to hear this one about 40+ years ago. The complete version: You Thought Like Parker Dreamed: he dreamt he farted and he shit.
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September 2nd, 2014 | #44 |
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"Not" what? I heard it FROM my family; I didn't say it ORIGINATED from them....
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September 9th, 2014 | #45 |
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From my land:
Parents to their teenager:"Neighbors saw you when you painting yourself outside." (when one neighbor saw teenager with cigarette or alcohol) "Not in ass not next to it" (old idiom when you didn't do nothing what you wanted) "you selling fog" (when someone try to convince you in something illogical ) "Stop keep your head into sand" (when you don't want to see something apparently ) "little tomorrow" (When someone want that you do what you don't want) " you from mouse doing elephant" (when you with from little problem doing big) "you throwing dust in eye to people" (identical as "selling fog") Last edited by Fico; September 9th, 2014 at 05:43 PM. |
October 22nd, 2014 | #46 |
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Anyone with 2 grains of sense: something every non-idiot knows.
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October 22nd, 2014 | #47 |
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Weak as pullet piss.
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October 31st, 2014 | #48 |
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We use a few of the ones mentioned all the time
We always say: "Nigger rig" "That's mighty white of you" "I reckon" "coon's age" don't jew me or he tried to jew me down or I like to say "quit being such a jew" When the kids are running around the house and being loud when we are on the phone or whatnot we use the "quit acting like a bunch of little niggers" When asked to do something by one of the kids (things that they should do themselves, like pick up after themselves) I've been known to say "who was your nigger last year" Dave always uses the "you can't piss down my back and tell me it's raining" We sometimes use "paddle your poodle" in reverence to kids getting a butt whippin' We use the term "pet" as in "look those white people bought them a pet" when referencing a white couple who adopt brown kids We sing the kids song "enie meenie miny mo, catch a NIGGER by his toe" now they have changed it to tiger or some such nonsense.
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Assholes & shoe soles
Whipped him 'til he shit, then whipped him for shittin': I try to keep this one alive... Stomped a mudhole in his ass, then stomped it dry A little bit of Nothing whittled down to a sharp point
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