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Old October 14th, 2020 #1
steven clark
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Default What kind of sex talk is this?

I, like a lot of us, get bombarded with porn sites on the Internet, and they're all kind of heavy breathing and the usual come-on. However, I keep getting these weird messages not really addressed to me, and with incomprehensible messages.

Here are just two:
'Declension more young lady heart-to-heart me todayFirm go out big business over immediately How are you? have you desiratomfirst-classsnapshot the moment or imply for me?'

'Likewise insure love life here. Degraded go steady ability at present what are you? Did you right second-Classpinuppronto or interact alongside me?'

This is complete gibberish, and if not composed by a computer, is by someone who has no understanding of English, although in this pile of confusion I can pick out a kind of come-on. Still, help me out VNNers: what the hell is this?
At least the ones with 'getting hot for you', or 'waiting by the phone for your voice' kind of pap makes sense, but the above messages: what the hell kind of erotic content is in them?

It feels like a robot trying to sound horny. Maybe this is another example how English, becoming a 'world language', is getting mangled by all these foreigners, tribes, and internet grifters.
 
Old October 14th, 2020 #2
Ned Hiller
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Originally Posted by steven clark View Post
I, like a lot of us, get bombarded with porn sites on the Internet, and they're all kind of heavy breathing and the usual come-on. However, I keep getting these weird messages not really addressed to me, and with incomprehensible messages.

Here are just two:
'Declension more young lady heart-to-heart me todayFirm go out big business over immediately How are you? have you desiratomfirst-classsnapshot the moment or imply for me?'

'Likewise insure love life here. Degraded go steady ability at present what are you? Did you right second-Classpinuppronto or interact alongside me?'

This is complete gibberish, and if not composed by a computer, is by someone who has no understanding of English, although in this pile of confusion I can pick out a kind of come-on. Still, help me out VNNers: what the hell is this?
At least the ones with 'getting hot for you', or 'waiting by the phone for your voice' kind of pap makes sense, but the above messages: what the hell kind of erotic content is in them?

It feels like a robot trying to sound horny. Maybe this is another example how English, becoming a 'world language', is getting mangled by all these foreigners, tribes, and internet grifters.
It is probably a spambot using a text generating algorithm where words, phrases, and sentences, that are stored in a decision library, are chosen by an AI algorithm using statistical formulas that calculate which phrases are most likely to entice sexual arousal based on statistical data, stored in a separate database, that are gathered from online surveys, tracking cookies, and spyware.

Last edited by Ned Hiller; October 14th, 2020 at 10:25 PM.
 
Old October 15th, 2020 #3
Donncha Dennis
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Sounds like some filipino in some backwoods hut with a internet connection trying to make bank. Try this as a response. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, Temba his arms wide, Shaka when the walls fell.
 
Old October 15th, 2020 #4
Ray Allan
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Sounds like some filipino in some backwoods hut with a internet connection trying to make bank. Try this as a response. Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra, Temba his arms wide, Shaka when the walls fell.
Unless they are the Children of Tama, this phrase should totally stump them.
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Old October 15th, 2020 #5
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Woodpecker vnner's should know

itz some sort of nigger jive ...respond with an ook-ook or a muffukka
 
Old October 19th, 2020 #6
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Unless they are the Children of Tama, this phrase should totally stump them.
Actually, I believe they are Tamarians.

According to the Federation's limited knowledge of the Tamarian specie's metaphorically-based language, if he wants to hook up he should respond with the following phrase:

'Rai and Jiri at Lungha.
Rai of Lowani. Lowani under two moons.
Ubayah of crossroads, at Lungha. Lungha, her sky gray...'

Last edited by Kosher Clown; October 19th, 2020 at 12:57 PM.
 
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