The Pure Meat! Pure Gold! Show, AKA The "Hotdog" Podcast (#1 Thread)

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by M.N. Dalvez

Good stuff. It takes a little while to gain momentum and get rolling, but when you do, it's ... good stuff.

(I personally never doubted that Rounder was intensely loyal to you, and you to him, at least. That was never my problem with him. But I'd rather leave all that stuff out of it, it's not relevant now and he's in no position to reply.)

I'm not a fan of your vocal stylings, but at least they're funny, really funny - that excuses a lot of, ahem, technical failings.

Plus, some of the minor things (to do with the volume level, popping sounds) with the last one I listened to seem to have been ironed out. I think they're getting better and better, in a technical sense, but that was always to be expected as you shook the cobwebs off and got back into the swing of things.

Also, kudos to Varg, as always, for his work behind the curtain.

(On a personal note, that's a nasty hacking cough you've got for someone who doesn't smoke or have tuberculosis - have you looked into some medicine for that?)

yeah that fucks w the sound i know, but it seems to be a side effect of the chronic condition i've got. i simply cant get my lungs and sinuses clear...sorry about that.

i avoid medicine pretty much completely, i detest it. that policy is the reason i am in high spirits and more energetic than in years. now to rebuild things...

man, there's a lot of shitheels out there. i'm embarrassed by these punks on our side, nothing but cowardly schadenfreude and anti-white guilt by association from these sad little cunts.

[varg]

Originally Posted by Alex Linder

I'm still disappointed no one knows where Pure Meat! Pure Gold! comes from, though...

Have had the song stuck in my head all day.

Was I wrong in what I alluded to in this post?
http://vnnforum.com/showpost.php?p=1672355&postcount=63

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by Sam Emerson

The snake song had me laughing out loud. Speaking of songs, is your opening theme a nod to Sling Blade or The Great Outdoors? Both discuss the particulars of hot dogs.

glad you liked the snake song, i really enjoy singing stuff like that, ha. if i can ever get my goddam respiratory system fully functional i will be able to do a better job

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by varg

Have had the song stuck in my head all day.

Was I wrong in what I alluded to in this post?
http://vnnforum.com/showpost.php?p=1672355&postcount=63

i dont see what you're alluding to.

like i've said, it's a reference to something mencken wrote. i dont even know where, but i remember it specifically.

[varg]

Yes that's what I was referencing.

https://www.archive.org/stream/menck...05mbp_djvu.txt

"that is worth all the other
books ever written by mortal man. There is nothing like
it on earth except the One Book that our Heavenly
Father Himself gave us. It is pure gold, pure meat.
There is not a wasted word in it. Every syllable is a per-
fect gem. For example, listen to this **

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by varg

Yes that's what I was referencing.

https://www.archive.org/stream/menck...05mbp_djvu.txt

that must be it! good job!

going from memory, it was mencken sent to a ymca, and a christian bounder leaped up and read to them out of the bible in an obnoxious voice

mencken really was the best ever, not even close.

nice work finding it!

[SaraT]

Is it just me? The link to the latest show doesn't seem to work -- can't download the file.

[varg]

Try now.

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[SaraT]

Originally Posted by varg

Try now.

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Thank you sir! You are a gentleman and a scholar! (as the saying goes....)

[Ron Doggett]

The snake song was awesome, a few more like that and you'll need to make a CD.

[Dave from New York]

I can't stop humming that Shake a Snake for jesus. It's as catchy as a room full of Ebola inflicted Ugandans. I'm glad to see Linder move away from the fluffy pop arena and deliver some real thought provoking music.

I also think I do not exaggerate in the least when I say Shake a Snake for jesus is much more than just a song. It touches you in a special way. Like a rum breathed Catholic priest in a darkened church broom closet. This masterpiece - in my opinion - belongs side by side with such immortal greats as Amazing grace, The Old Rugged Cross, or Nugent's Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

A great installment of the Frankfurter Follies, Alex. You put things into perspective perfectly after the Rounder incident. Thanks for that. I'll be sending some fed bucks your way asap.

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by Ron Doggett

The snake song was awesome, a few more like that and you'll need to make a CD.

Yeah, but need a better singer. I'm just singing by way of demonstrating the naked wood furniture version, they need someone better singing than me to really make them shine.

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by Dave from New York

I can't stop humming that Shake a Snake for jesus. It's as catchy as a room full of Ebola inflicted Ugandans. I'm glad to see Linder move away from the fluffy pop arena and deliver some real thought provoking music.

I also think I do not exaggerate in the least when I say Shake a Snake for jesus is much more than just a song. It touches you in a special way. Like a rum breathed Catholic priest in a darkened church broom closet. This masterpiece - in my opinion - belongs side by side with such immortal greats as Amazing grace, The Old Rugged Cross, or Nugent's Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

A great installment of the Frankfurter Follies, Alex. You put things into perspective perfectly after the Rounder incident. Thanks for that. I'll be sending some fed bucks your way asap.

Oh jesus, I want you people to know I would NEVER EVER EVER NEVER post anything on my podcast as lousy awfulical and ear-torturous as Amazing Grace.

Thanks for the ZOGbucks, I can always use them to pay bills, and man that helps.

[Alex Linder]

Lipz, Peckerz 'n' Assholz (The Hotdog Song)

(speaking, as if old-tyme crackling) ...and this is what that cowboy said to me...
Lipz, peckersz 'n' assholz...
They're all you're gonna meet along the way
Lipz, peckerz 'n' assholz
Society gets worse every single goddam day




Shake a Snake for Jesus

Put down your rake
Pick up a snake
Now give that snake a healthy shake
Yes, shake a snake for Jesus, my friends, my friends
O shake a snake for Jesus my friends

If it's got coils
And you've got hands
For this small act don't need amends
Yes, shake a snake for Jesus, my friends, my friends
Shake a snake for Jesus mY FRIENDS!

Timber rattler, cottonmouth,
well my blood pressure's headed south
A kingsnake or a corn snake just won't do--oo-oo-oo-oo-oooo
To satisfy the Lord divine
A poison snake's the only kind
To demonstrate your faith is pure clean through...so...
Shake a snake for Jesus, my friends, my friends
Yes, shake a snake for Jesus My friends

They lie upon the dusty ground
and yet they never let us down
So make your hands a helping hoisting zoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oooo
The lord won't bite so why do you
Think different his pit viper, fool
So shake a snake for Jesus my friends, my friends
Just lift and raise and elevate and praise and even ululate yes
Shake a snake for jesus, for ever ever ever ever lovin' jesus
yes shake a snake for jesus, my friends.






Mah Luuuv Is Cunditional

Leave your socks around in clots
Stick young babies with your cock
Hell just leave left food in unwashed pots
I'll hate you, cuz...

Mah LUUUUV is conditional
Mah luuv it do depend
Mah luuv is conditional
Mah luuv it has an end

Well once there was a man
A way up north
His name was John Wayne Gacy
He raped n strangled teenaged boys
With their own dirty skivvies
(and Mrs Gacy said)

My love is conditional
My love it do depend
My love is conditional
My love, son, it has an end

So all you out there who love doin' wrong
And wouldn't be caught doin' right
On hell's ember you're gonna toast
And what i'm sayin' ain't spite
(now ever'body now)

Our love is conditional
Our love it do depend
Our love is conditional
Our love it has an end.

Conform your behavior to established norms
Or inside a prison you'll stay
Cuz even if you color inside o' the lines
No likes you that much anyway
(nonsense mumble-syllables)

Our love is conditional
Our love it do depend
Our love is conditional
WE AINT YOUR PETS, MY FRIEND

[Alex Linder]

new podcast (#006, recorded 4-24-14, 1:41)

http://vanguardnewsnetwork.com/downl...-04-24-006.mp3

topics: VNN news, Craig Cobb, cat attacks, Wildman show, faith in authority, FBI setups, queer marketing campaign (desensitize, jam, convert)

featuring new song: My Love is Conditional

[varg]

I think turkey season has had an impact on you.. listening to your encore of shake a snake for jesus when suddenly the turkey takes control of your body.

.. never mind you just explained what it is.

[Alex Linder]

Originally Posted by varg

I think turkey season has had an impact on you.. listening to your encore of shake a snake for jesus when suddenly the turkey takes control of your body.

.. never mind you just explained what it is.

intersting that the definition of ululate is howl like dog or wolf...but it's only ever used of that noise muslim women make...which makes me wonder if there's a better term, and the media use that term to put the muslims on a level with animals...

[Thad Charles]

Alex- re: a few podcasts ago

Patty Smyth's "Goodbye to You" came on the radio as I was driving last weekend. When the chorus hit I was singing along "goodbye to jew...goodbye to jewwwwww". Had it stuck it my head all day. Good stuff.

[James Hawthorne]

Originally Posted by varg

I think turkey season has had an impact on you.. listening to your encore of shake a snake for jesus when suddenly the turkey takes control of your body.

.. never mind you just explained what it is.

Hey Varg could you put all these hotdog podcasts in the VNN Multimedia for easy access?

[Squarehead Chris]

Originally Posted by Thad Charles

Alex- re: a few podcasts ago

Patty Smyth's "Goodbye to You" came on the radio as I was driving last weekend. When the chorus hit I was singing along "goodbye to jew...goodbye to jewwwwww". Had it stuck it my head all day. Good stuff.

I actually went on a date with her (sort of) shortly before she hit it big.
She was cute!