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February 24th, 2010 | #441 |
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How Bosnian writes letter to his wife?
Translation Linden(girl named by tree) how are you? How are children? How are yours mother? I heard that you screwing around When I come home I will kill you Christian from Germany
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February 27th, 2010 | #442 |
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Boozy ape sent to rehab MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices. "The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said. It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.
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March 11th, 2010 | #443 |
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Croatian joke:
Muio and Haso...two muslims from Bosnia Muio went to bring some water from river.... Haso sees him and say: Muio, my friend, why you don't walk like in Kuran say? First walks man and then women behind him? Muio say: When Muhammad wrote Kuran, then wasn't no land mines invented. One more: Muio and Haso on batllefield...watching... Muio: Haso, I must to go shit Haso: OK...just go far away becouse smell. Muio went to take shit, and he come after 3 hours!!! Haso: where are you been, you stupid muslim? You shiting for 3 hours!!! Muio: Haso...I jumped on Fata (girl) so I fucked her in meny ways..front, behind....I fucked her 4 times Haso: woahhh.... is she maybe give you blowjob? Muio: No...she didn't have a head....
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"MORmON-INFO-man" VS. "MORmON-Answer-man"
"MORmON INFO MAN: Bible is absurd SO Book of MORmON must be true!"
YouTube- MORmON INFO MAN: Bible is absurd SO Book of MORmON must be true! VERSUS "Mormons choose Book of Mormon over Bible? mormonanswerman mormon answerman" YouTube- Mormons choose Book of Mormon over Bible? mormonanswerman mormon answerman
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May 4th, 2010 | #449 |
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and one Balcan joke: One gipsy was looking into trash to find some botlles to sale....but insteda he find golden frog... Golden frog say to gipsy: I would give 4 wishes to you...just leave me ... gipsy say: fuck...OK 1. I want house like Arkan...big villa... 2. I want to my wife be like Ceca, Arkan's wife, full of silicone....babe.. 3. I want to my doughter become white and that many good and prety boys try to marry her. 4. I want to my son become white and buisnissman... Frog say: OK..it is done..go home... And gipsy come to home...look into villa....his wife was first class silicone babe...his doughter was white and full with rich boys..his son was rich and white with villa next door... Than gipsy go drunk..and he fall in sleep..tomorow he look around and understand that all is true....he is rich....so he decide to reward Golden frog... gipsy went to find frog...he search and search for whole day..finally he founded frog...and he ask her: gipsy: Oh Golden frog...I want to reward you G. frog: go to home gipsy gipsy: NO..i want do something for you..anything..just ask G. frog: OK..then..can you fuck me? gipsy: fuck frog? where can I fuck you? G. frog: ......in my mouth gipsy: and I put my dick in frogs mouth only to half.....and she turned into that girl....my Honorable Judge..........
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May 4th, 2010 | #450 |
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Swan song for Caucasians ? ________________________________ A fitting joke for these times..... A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee outside an Arizona immigration office. "Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United States with your wife and eight children." The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them." The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth! "What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go." The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood overlooking the bay. "One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand. "Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of this sombrero ... And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and --- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon. "What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?" The fairy said: "Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend for yourself."
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A group of surgeons got together for lunch one day to discuss the pros and cons of certain types of patients. The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.” The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.” The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.” But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.” –author unknown |
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is this kid mexican?
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one Croatian joke:
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Teacher say to all pupiles: "Tomorow is math exam, everybody must be present. No exuses from doctor, parents will be tolerated" Ivica (Croatian name for Ivan): What if I be tired from sex? Teacher: Than you will write with other hand...
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