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Old February 24th, 2010 #441
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How Bosnian writes letter to his wife?


Translation
Linden(girl named by tree) how are you?

How are children? How are yours mother?

I heard that you screwing around

When I come home I will kill you

Christian from Germany
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Old February 27th, 2010 #442
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Boozy ape sent to rehab

MOSCOW - A Russian chimpanzee has been sent to rehab by zookeepers to cure the smoking and beer-drinking habits he has picked up, a popular daily reported on Friday. An ex-performer, Zhora became aggressive at his circus and was transferred to a zoo in the southern Russian city of Rostov, where he fathered several baby chimps, learned to draw with markers and picked up his two vices.


"The beer and cigarettes were ruining him. He would pester passers-by for booze," the Komsomolskaya Pravda paper said.


It added he has now been transferred to the city of Kazan, about 800 km (500 miles) east of Moscow, for rehabilitation treatment.
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Old March 11th, 2010 #443
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Croatian joke:

Muio and Haso...two muslims from Bosnia

Muio went to bring some water from river....
Haso sees him and say:

Muio, my friend, why you don't walk like in Kuran say? First walks man and then women behind him?

Muio say: When Muhammad wrote Kuran, then wasn't no land mines invented.

One more:

Muio and Haso on batllefield...watching...

Muio: Haso, I must to go shit
Haso: OK...just go far away becouse smell.

Muio went to take shit, and he come after 3 hours!!!

Haso: where are you been, you stupid muslim? You shiting for 3 hours!!!

Muio: Haso...I jumped on Fata (girl) so I fucked her in meny ways..front, behind....I fucked her 4 times

Haso: woahhh.... is she maybe give you blowjob?

Muio: No...she didn't have a head....
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Old March 11th, 2010 #444
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Talking "MORmON-INFO-man" VS. "MORmON-Answer-man"

"MORmON INFO MAN: Bible is absurd SO Book of MORmON must be true!"

YouTube- MORmON INFO MAN: Bible is absurd SO Book of MORmON must be true!

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and one Balcan joke:

One gipsy was looking into trash to find some botlles to sale....but insteda he find golden frog...

Golden frog say to gipsy:

I would give 4 wishes to you...just leave me ...

gipsy say:

fuck...OK

1. I want house like Arkan...big villa...

2. I want to my wife be like Ceca, Arkan's wife, full of silicone....babe..

3. I want to my doughter become white and that many good and prety boys try to marry her.

4. I want to my son become white and buisnissman...

Frog say: OK..it is done..go home...

And gipsy come to home...look into villa....his wife was first class silicone babe...his doughter was white and full with rich boys..his son was rich and white with villa next door...
Than gipsy go drunk..and he fall in sleep..tomorow he look around and understand that all is true....he is rich....so he decide to reward Golden frog...

gipsy went to find frog...he search and search for whole day..finally he founded frog...and he ask her:

gipsy: Oh Golden frog...I want to reward you

G. frog: go to home gipsy

gipsy: NO..i want do something for you..anything..just ask

G. frog: OK..then..can you fuck me?

gipsy: fuck frog? where can I fuck you?

G. frog: ......in my mouth

gipsy: and I put my dick in frogs mouth only to half.....and she turned into that girl....my Honorable Judge..........
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Old May 4th, 2010 #450
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A fitting joke for these times.....

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute Mexican refugee
outside an Arizona immigration office.

"Good man," the fairy said, "I've been sent here by President Obama and
told to grant you three wishes, since you just arrived in the United
States with your wife and eight children."

The man told the fairy, "Well, where I come from we don't have good
teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of gold in them."
The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin and -- PING ! -- he
had a brand new shining set of gold teeth in his mouth!

"What else?" asked the fairy, "Two more to go."
The refugee claimant now got bolder. "I need a big house with a three
car garage in Annapolis on the water with eight bedrooms for my family
and the rest of my relatives who still live in my country.. I want to
bring them all over here" --- and -- PING ! -- in the distance there
could be seen a beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long
driveway, a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood
overlooking the bay.

"One more wish", said the fairy, waving her wand.

"Yes, one more wish. I want to be like an American with American
clothes instead of these torn clothes, and a baseball cap instead of
this sombrero ... And I want to have white skin like Americans" ---and
--- PING ! -- The man was transformed - wearing worn out jeans, a
Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He had his bad teeth back
and the mansion had disappeared from the horizon.

"What happened to my new teeth?" he wailed, "Where is my new house?"

The fairy said:
"Tough shit, Amigo, Now that you are a White American, you have to fend
for yourself."


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Old May 5th, 2010 #452
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Surgeons

A group of surgeons got together for lunch one day to discuss the pros and cons of certain types of patients.

The first surgeon, from New York , says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second, from Chicago , responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, “No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.”

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.”

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is this kid mexican?
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Old May 23rd, 2010 #458
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one Croatian joke:
Quote:
Učiteljica govori učenicima: “Sutra pišemo test iz matematike, svi
morate doći. Ne uvažavam nikakve isprike, ni od doktora, ni od
roditelja.”

Ivica: “A što ako budem umoran od seksa?”
...
Učiteljica: “Onda ćeš pisati drugom rukom.”
Translation:

Teacher say to all pupiles:
"Tomorow is math exam, everybody must be present. No exuses from doctor, parents will be tolerated"

Ivica (Croatian name for Ivan):
What if I be tired from sex?

Teacher:
Than you will write with other hand...
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