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Old October 26th, 2011 #1
Hunter Morrow
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Default Big Huge Fuckin' Beards

I've always wanted one, and I'm thrilled that for younger guys they seem to be making a comeback. Why did they even leave? Beards look great. Ever since I was a little kid I'd see my farming family members have glorious, masculine beards and covet that. You know it is true, you know it. You've done it. Every guy has fantasized about having a "Big Huge Fuckin' Beard." There is just something about a guy with a big beard that seems right, you know? Clean shaven people don't look as good as people with a little facial hair to me.

I have one starting in earnest, about 3 weeks in, and I am already reaping the rewards so to speak. I instantly feel a lot stronger and more macho. I'll look at myself in the mirror and go... "The beard is good now, but it is gonna be great."

I also notice people staring at me less, and giving me the stinkeye and sizing me up a lot less and a lot quicker when they do. It is like growing your own little nature's warning thing because things in nature that are dangerous are brightly colored and have these big warning things to show that they are venomous or violent or something. How could you not want that?

Man, beards kick ass. Why did they go away?
 
Old October 27th, 2011 #2
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_(gay_culture)
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Old October 27th, 2011 #3
Hunter Morrow
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What? Are you calling me a bear? I'm not, I just like beards. So the gay people took the beards? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
 
Old November 28th, 2011 #4
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Any progress with the big huge fuckin beard? Can we see some pics?

Im a beardfan myself but my job doesnt allow a beard.
 
Old December 2nd, 2011 #5
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I can't (yet... hopefully) grow a nice and bushy beard. It looks something similar to this now:

 
Old December 2nd, 2011 #6
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Sort of weird to celebrate it. Just stop shaving. Facial hair is normal. Scraping your face is not.
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