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Old December 23rd, 2010 #41
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Today at Wal-Mart: A young shegress shopper sporting a t-shirt proclaiming "I'm a Hard Habit to Break."
 
Old December 24th, 2010 #42
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People who talk about “assets” and “liabilities” in marriage should not be getting married at all.
 
Old January 13th, 2011 #43
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Welcome to the USC Astronomy Center webpage. The Astronomy Center, located on the basement level (map) of the Jones Physical Science Building (PSC), is where students. . .

http://astro.physics.sc.edu/
 
Old January 21st, 2011 #44
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The hiking was nice today, in fact all afternoon I kept seeing good camping spots. Of course, I wasn't ready to stop and make camp yet. Much later, in the evening, I was just hiking along, it was almost dark, when all of a sudden something's charging at me. It looked like a horse and the front legs were up in the air and coming at me. It was a moose! And he knocked me right over into the mud. Of course, that patch of mud was the only one around, and of course, I landed right in it.

I was so mad at that moose for knocking me over in the mud. I yelled at him, "You doggone moose! Don't knock hikers over into the mud!" Actually, he didn't physically knock me down. But I saw him charging so I stepped back really quick and slipped and fell in the mud. Then I really let that moose have it! "You doggone moose!" The moose just moseyed off into the woods, as I berated him.

A ways further I came to a nice creek where I was able to wash the mud off.


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Old January 21st, 2011 #45
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Paraphrasing from a YouTube comment I read a while back:

Just because someone says they're Christian does not always mean they are. If I say I'm a Reese's peanut butter cup, does that mean I really am? No, I would be pretending I was, just as the Popes pretended to be Christian.

lol, really? A Reese's peanut butter cup, what a hilariously stupid comparison. I remember that from months back because it is just so stupid.

In my opinion though, the Popes never really believed their tripe, but just used it to control the docile, serf-like masses. Galileo was persecuted because his ideas challenged the very foundation that the Pope used to dominate society even though Galileo professed to be a believer, not because he was a heretic.
 
Old January 24th, 2011 #46
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Question by Maddy: If I start taking Hydroxycut Max, and I smoke cigarettes will it work?

I want to start Hydroxycut Max, and I smoke about 6-8 Cigarettes a day, depending on where I am, occasionally I will smoke around 10-12 a day ( only like 2 times a month) Im wondering if the Hydroxycut Max will still work? or if So what will be the side effects?

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Answer by Dr.O.


Simple. Youll lose weight and still die a premature death.

http://www.bestfatburnerreview.com/h...-will-it-work/
 
Old January 26th, 2011 #47
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Saw this on Facebook:

I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light. Press Like if you agree! =) on ♥.
 
Old January 28th, 2011 #48
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Freeper faggots fapping over "Our Black Founding Fathers":

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2523441/posts

Selected comments (bolded parts extra funny/sad):

You should be proud. Not only of the black patriots of the founders’ era, but of the many fine black patriots throughout our history, as well as the white, brown and yellow ones. Americanism transcends race.

8 posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 9:39:56 PM by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)


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The show will replay late tonight. It was the best Beck show I have seen. If anyone reading this will watch, I can promise it will be worth the time.

12 posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 9:41:22 PM by MtnClimber (Osama and Obama both hate freedom and have friends that bombed the Pentagon)


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In reply to "pissant":

To: pissant

“Americanism transcends race.”

Sedition..reported to:

[email protected]

j/k

19 posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 9:47:47 PM by Crim (The Obama Doctrine : A doctrine based on complete ignorance,applied with extreme incompitence..)


well hur hur hur

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This whole comment is just a mess but funny altogether:

In order to do thier diabolical deeds they need a diversion, hence this long lasting one, keeping the black race in poverty, convincing them that the white man is the reason they are here, load them up with entitlements, drugs, broken families and last but not least and the most offensive of all is the rats allowing black reps sit at the big table AKA, BLACK CAUCUS, to control the black masses and hold them in thier place, false leaders like Sharpton and Jackson who are the real racists who feed and fan the flames of racism. Beck has the right idea, education is key.
25 posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 9:50:19 PM by ronnie raygun (@#$^%$#[email protected]$#!&*&%)


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It was a great show. I’m glad I taped it so that I can watch it again. It is infuriating to see how US History was hijacked and the hijacking itself buried! No wonder Beck is always saying you must go to the original sources. We have been fed revisionist history for nearly a century!

27 posted on Friday, May 28, 2010 9:50:56 PM by stayathomemom (Beware of cat attacks while typing!)


Oh, yes, but not in the way you're thinking.

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Ehhhhhh, it's just getting boring now. It was funny reading it first, now it feels like it's taking a toll on my brain cells.
 
Old January 30th, 2011 #49
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What a sad story. May this poor woman rest in eternal peace in Jesus' arms. In the Heavenly Realm she will be free of the sadness that made her hoard these animals. These hoarders mean no harm. They are very sad people, it's a bummer for them, they mean well. I wish mental health help was more available to people.
 
Old January 31st, 2011 #50
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Although anti-Semitism is all the rage around the world, it seems like the traditional Jewish celebration into man and womanhood is something even non-Jews want to be a part of... From Maine to Malibu, more and more kids are begging their parents to have Bar and Bat Mitzvahs.
 
Old February 3rd, 2011 #51
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I am a feminist who DOES have hairy legs, and occasionally wears doc martins. I'm kind of sick of other feminists claiming I don't exist.
 
Old February 3rd, 2011 #52
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I'm not sure what the font color matters--pink is a perfectly lovely color, and we shouldn't let sexism ruin it for us (which is also, incidentally, how I feel about baking: so wonderful, just because it's expected and so-called "feminine" doesn't mean I'm going to eschew making motherfucking cookies motherfucker).

[shithouse rats have nothing on jezebel commenters]

I feel quite certain that my love for cookies, freshly baked the way I like them, is a genetic component of my personality inextricable from my very being.

[i mean, goddamm...you cant buy this shit for love or money, and they're giving it away free daily at jezebel.com, the web's premier site for crazy people with tits!]

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Old February 3rd, 2011 #53
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Her breasts are ridiculous, she looks like a trout and she has a personality Hitler would envy.
 
Old February 4th, 2011 #54
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If the students that's usin' the word 'nigger',black or white,would go to school,and look in the dictionary,and learn the definition of 'nigger'..then they'd be able to know what to use.
 
Old February 14th, 2011 #55
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Playboy Mansion visitors hit with mystery illness

http://www.vnnforum.com/showthread.p...28#post1236928

Why. . .whatever could it be?!
 
Old February 20th, 2011 #56
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"remember stupid, most pure African-Americans have something like 15-25% admixture with Europeans."
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Old February 20th, 2011 #57
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... so the sheepdog turns to the cop and says, "Seriously, officer, if I'd known he was a Jew, I would have made him find his own fire hydrant".
 
Old February 28th, 2011 #58
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Dear Slow Fe,

I absolutely hate the fact that you even exist on this Earth. What I hate even more is that I am being forced to take you daily for the next 10 1/2 weeks. Even more than that why do you make me feel like hell? I did nothing to do you. I followed your directions and even took you at bedtime. Your box says that your slow release version will limit my nausea and stomach discomfort... well you lie.


Here I am trying to enjoy some Sunday football and finish my chores from yesterday, but I can barely lift my head from the pillow without the intense feeling of needing to throw up. Thank you for ruining my day. Hear me now.. you will not ruin my 3rd trimester. I will defeat you, Slow Fe, you will lose, not me.

Love,

29 weeks pregnant momma

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Old March 14th, 2011 #59
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Banjo billy calling me a "wild narcoleptic idiot". The more I thought about it the funnier it became. My wife finally wanted to know what was so funny. I told her I'd just been called a wild narcoleptic idiot. The Magyar thought about it for a bit and commented that wild and narcoleptic didn't really go together. I made a mental note of the fact she didn't deny the idiot part.
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Banjo billy calling me a "wild narcoleptic idiot". The more I thought about it the funnier it became. My wife finally wanted to know what was so funny. I told her I'd just been called a wild narcoleptic idiot. The Magyar thought about it for a bit and commented that wild and narcoleptic didn't really go together. I made a mental note of the fact she didn't deny the idiot part.


I've suffered bouts of insomnia my entire life.

Narcolepsy sounds great.

Approaching 50 years on the planet, 2 beers after dinner and I'm a self-induced narcoleptic.
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