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Old December 4th, 2011 #121
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Old December 5th, 2011 #122
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Someone at work kept eating my pickled eggs. That made me upset, so I dissolved the shells of some raw eggs in vinegar overnight, then placed the bouncy eggs briefly in a cup of hot water so that they became opaque and appeared hard boiled. I replaced my real pickled egg jar with my booby-trapped eggs in the fridge at work. A day later I saw my jar with some broken yolks floating around in it. I never caught the egg thief, but still, I smile inwardly.
 
Old December 14th, 2011 #123
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I've killed a number of chickens with my own hands and it made me vegan. I started raising chickens as part of a general Farmy thing I was going through. Turns out vets don't like to take sick chickens and they charge a buttload to put them down. I love my chickens, I take good care of them, and I don't want them to suffer at the end of their lives... but chickens have a way of cannibalizing their own so it's imperative to stay on top of the situation and act when action is needed.

WhoTF take a chicken to the vet?

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Old December 14th, 2011 #124
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Someone at work kept eating my pickled eggs. That made me upset, so I dissolved the shells of some raw eggs in vinegar overnight, then placed the bouncy eggs briefly in a cup of hot water so that they became opaque and appeared hard boiled. I replaced my real pickled egg jar with my booby-trapped eggs in the fridge at work. A day later I saw my jar with some broken yolks floating around in it. I never caught the egg thief, but still, I smile inwardly.
Nice story. I know at least one person who has done a similar trick with...shit.
 
Old December 14th, 2011 #125
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Maybe it's just me and my jewlike paranoia, but the thought of going thru other people's bags for eaties is just...disturbing. People, if you haven't noticed, are fucking weird and none too clean. I am not going thru their private baggins for lunch fodder.
 
Old December 14th, 2011 #126
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Maybe it's just me and my jewlike paranoia, but the thought of going thru other people's bags for eaties is just...disturbing. People, if you haven't noticed, are fucking weird and none too clean. I am not going thru their private baggins for lunch fodder.
All germs and filth aside.... Its just fucking pathetic when people do it. I mean c'mon, someone can't go and spend a couple of bucks on something instead? Imagine getting caught? Caught and known as the douche bag who steals other peoples' food...??
 
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All germs and filth aside.... Its just fucking pathetic when people do it. I mean c'mon, someone can't go and spend a couple of bucks on something instead? Imagine getting caught? Caught and known as the douche bag who steals other peoples' food...??
Yeah, it's just inconceivable. I mean, ok you take a coke out of a refrigerator, but to dig through private bags to find stuff to eat. It's so gross, weard, weaselly and low it beggars all comprehension. People really are that shitty, especially in corporate world. Not all of them, but some of them. It's like a passive aggressive way of getting back at people I guess. Man, it is low and nasty behavior. Honestly - someone who would do that - what wouldn't they do? Almost nothing is my guess. Honest to god - can you imagine stealing an ethylated egg out of someone's stuff. My god. That have to be on the absolute bottom of the list. I honestly think about 80% of humans are mentally warped to a very significant degree.

Honestly - stealing someone's pickled eggs! It's the lowest thing I've heard of since this video.

"Human nature is what happens when a foul ball goes into the stands" --Raimondo Dewey

 
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I apologized when trying to explain to someone that they can't drink the leftover coffees out of the bus bin in my restaurant. I apologized to someone after telling them they are no longer allowed to come into my restaurant 'because you poop all over the bathroom. Sorry!'



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Old December 14th, 2011 #129
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I'm sorry my vagina is so sensitive.


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Old December 14th, 2011 #130
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I apologize for the length of my pubes, i.e., 'Hey, sorry, but I totally need a wax.' I feel like an asshole every time because who cares?


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Old December 15th, 2011 #131
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I once worked at a factory where i was the only white and you simply could not leave anything in the break room fridge.

They were pretty sophisticated about stealing each other's lunches, using lookouts and staggered break times, and being white I couldn't depend on anyone for info or watching. There was no "nice" way to deal with it.

Hypodermic and ipecac to the rescue. You only use *a little*, or else someone is gonna be calling an ambulance and get you charged.

DO NOT put the bait in your own lunch, it has to be something different, for legal reasons. microwave burrito, prints wiped, furtively tossed in a back corner, is a good choice, and barely touch a cigarette lighter's flame to the hole afterward so if the thief is smart enough to squeeze the package for air-proofness, he'll be fooled. Probably an unnecessary step when dealing with niggers, but you don't want them to know they got dosed.

Anyway, see who pukes his guts out. You can't brag but at least you'll know. Cools it off temporarily.

A kinder, gentler, solution that I saw used by a guy in a large rooming house: Label containers with name of whatever body fluid most closely resembles the contents. Egg-drop soup is "pus", couple drops of tobasco makes it "bloody pus". Use your imagination.
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Old December 17th, 2011 #132
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I am American so I can say fuck you, fuck your country, fuck my country, and carry a gun because I am American and nobody will come to my house and tell me any different.  So fuck off you slave shit bitch cunt and enjoy your euro trash because America doesn't care and if we do we'll turn your country to ashes.


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Old December 26th, 2011 #133
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"If we define them as a female sexual organ, then that requires they make milk and transwomen can't technically have breasts."




"LOL tell that to all the transwomen who lactate."




"But some don't. And are they not women, then?"





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intervention nigger style..

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Old January 2nd, 2012 #135
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As long as you refuse people of other "races" to the right of your love and your children, that will continue to be true. In that sense race is a product of social policy.


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Old February 18th, 2012 #136
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"Preserving tradition" is literally responsible for the Holocaust...


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what the fuck is that blond girl babbling about?

ants in her fucking pants..chink dicks are that small?

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Old March 7th, 2012 #139
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Why can't we talk about something nice like sacrificing fair maidens on a video like this instead of black pepole?














youtube.com / watch?v= lWGveho- rg0&feature= related

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Old March 11th, 2012 #140
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There is no problem with Christianity other than the fact that the Jews subverted it at its earliest stages.




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