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Old May 31st, 2011 #1
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Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a shopping mall. We were almost ready to pull out onto the street when we saw a mother duck with about 10 newly hatched babies making their way across the parking lot. We stopped and were watching them when my wife asked me where they were going. I replied that she was heading for water. It occurred to us at the same time that the nearest water was just south of us, across the busiest street in town. Four lanes of traffic, moving fast. And mama duck was heading right for it.

I told Marta to park. We escorted the ducks across the parking lot to 6th St. She jumped down from the curb, waited for the babies to jump down, gathered them in a tight little bunch, and then proceeded to cross the street. I was on her left and so stepped out into the first lane of traffic and stopped them. The next lane some guy was coming fast so I stepped out and stopped him. He was a grumpy looking guy and was glaring at me like "how dare you". About that time mama duck and family waddled out from between the cars and the guy got a big grin on his face and gave me a thumbs up. Marta stopped the other two lanes coming the other way. Every one was grinning.

The ducks made it across OK and we followed them through a motel parking lot and across a bicycle path at which point they entered a swampy area full of water, tules, and tall grass, which was mama's goal.

Silly, I know. But it brightened our day.
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Old May 31st, 2011 #2
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I don't like ducks. They're usually black and ugly and have the most annoying squawk. Hell, they don't even taste good to me, oily and kind of gamey no matter how you cook them. Another one of gawds little mistakes. Fuck the ducks, ida run the little bastards over.
 
Old May 31st, 2011 #3
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Yesterday my wife and I were leaving a shopping mall. We were almost ready to pull out onto the street when we saw a mother duck with about 10 newly hatched babies making their way across the parking lot. We stopped and were watching them when my wife asked me where they were going. I replied that she was heading for water. It occurred to us at the same time that the nearest water was just south of us, across the busiest street in town. Four lanes of traffic, moving fast. And mama duck was heading right for it.

I told Marta to park. We escorted the ducks across the parking lot to 6th St. She jumped down from the curb, waited for the babies to jump down, gathered them in a tight little bunch, and then proceeded to cross the street. I was on her left and so stepped out into the first lane of traffic and stopped them. The next lane some guy was coming fast so I stepped out and stopped him. He was a grumpy looking guy and was glaring at me like "how dare you". About that time mama duck and family waddled out from between the cars and the guy got a big grin on his face and gave me a thumbs up. Marta stopped the other two lanes coming the other way. Every one was grinning.

The ducks made it across OK and we followed them through a motel parking lot and across a bicycle path at which point they entered a swampy area full of water, tules, and tall grass, which was mama's goal.

Silly, I know. But it brightened our day.
Not silly at all. Thank you for telling us about it.
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Old May 31st, 2011 #4
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I don't like ducks. They're usually black and ugly and have the most annoying squawk. Hell, they don't even taste good to me, oily and kind of gamey no matter how you cook them. Another one of gawds little mistakes. Fuck the ducks, ida run the little bastards over.
What about Canada geese? Ever eaten them? God knows a lot of them need killing.
 
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What about Canada geese? Ever eaten them? God knows a lot of them need killing.
Yeah, I hate the geese too. American or Canadian it don't matter. What really ticks me off is they all fly in a group squawking like mad really high in the sky so you can't shoot-em. Take a well aimed artillery burst to bring the feathery fuckers down. Fuck the geese and the ducks.
 
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Yeah, I hate the geese too. American or Canadian it don't matter. What really ticks me off is they all fly in a group squawking like mad really high in the sky so you can't shoot-em. Take a well aimed artillery burst to bring the feathery fuckers down. Fuck the geese and the ducks.
I guess you didn't watch the movie "Fly Away Home"?
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Yeah, I hate the geese too. American or Canadian it don't matter. What really ticks me off is they all fly in a group squawking like mad really high in the sky so you can't shoot-em. Take a well aimed artillery burst to bring the feathery fuckers down. Fuck the geese and the ducks.
I'm talking about the ones that take over suburbs. Typically they live in some park on the water, and they beshit the entire green commons. And there's a rule against killing them. They can shit up a place as bad as dogs can. They're also loud and aggressive. Just wondering if they taste good. Only had duck once, myself. It was ok, oilier than chicken or turkey.
 
Old May 31st, 2011 #8
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I don't like ducks. They're usually black and ugly and have the most annoying squawk. Hell, they don't even taste good to me, oily and kind of gamey no matter how you cook them. Another one of gawds little mistakes. Fuck the ducks, ida run the little bastards over.
Good thing Valdeez never saw them. He would have made tacos outa the little bastards. Unless he was drinking and in his ferocious habenero apache chief mode. Then he would have ate them raw, guts and all.
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Old May 31st, 2011 #9
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Sea gulls are the birds i'd like to see shot.
Dump-ducks squawking and causing a ruckus at every public food vendor on every beach, shitting all over cars.

Fuck the ducks too.
 
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I'm talking about the ones that take over suburbs. Typically they live in some park on the water, and they beshit the entire green commons. And there's a rule against killing them. They can shit up a place as bad as dogs can. They're also loud and aggressive. Just wondering if they taste good. Only had duck once, myself. It was ok, oilier than chicken or turkey.
Mud ducks, I hate them most of all. They don't migrate and instead camp out for the rest of their miserable lives at some suburban water source as you said. The are inedible and serve no useful purpose whatsoever. They should all be shot.

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That's cockle-warming and all, but be careful. They're just ducks, and there's plenty more where they came from.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43228810...gs-interstate/ Limousine lol think about that.
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I like the cuter wildlife as much as anyone. Wrecked a car trying to miss a skunk, once. It just isn't worth it. Had there been oncoming traffic, I might be dead and might have taken others with me.
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I know that a lot of people frown on necroposting, but I had to bump this excellent thread. Yeah, I like animals.
 
Old August 14th, 2020 #13
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I think Fred Streed died some time ago.
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I think Fred Streed died some time ago.
Really? Do you have a link/source?
 
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Really? Do you have a link/source?
No, I just remember some VNN members mentioning it a couple of years ago. I believe it was Jimmy Marr, but I forget the specific post.
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No, I just remember some VNN members mentioning it a couple of years ago. I believe it was Jimmy Marr, but I forget the specific post.
I'm surprised that nobody started a thread about it since Fred was a well-known poster and a real-life WN activist.

It's terrible news, if true.
 
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Old August 15th, 2020 #18
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Thank you for digging up that post. I knew it had to be a misunderstanding, lie, disinfo, internet rumor or something like that.
 
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Thank you for digging up that post. I knew it had to be a misunderstanding, lie, disinfo, internet rumor or something like that.
I remembered it
 
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Thank you for digging up that post. I knew it had to be a misunderstanding, lie, disinfo, internet rumor or something like that.
That's good to know, my recollection about that was hazy. Fred hasn't posted in a long time, though.
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