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Old September 5th, 2011 #101
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Clinton Portishead @JohnnyDrinky

I've been banned twice for trying to bring DS funny (you know, offensive) into Jezebel comments. The groupthink going on there is outstandingly Orwellian. Also, not only do they all love sex, they all have impossibly large breasts (seriously, read the comments on anything to do with bras or surgery or life).
 
Old September 6th, 2011 #102
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Today's word is................. Fluctuations









"I was at my bank today; there was a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars.

It was obvious she was a little irritated . . . She asked the teller,

"Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I only

get hunat eighty? Why it change?"



The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian

lady says, "Fluc you jews, too"
 
Old September 9th, 2011 #103
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fuckin great band pity their racists...
AVENGEDRESPECT 11 months ago

You'd have to see it on there though: http://youtu.be/tGWEEpepNp4?t=1s

I find it funny how these faggots complain about the band being "racist."

Don't fucking listen to it then, you shits.
 
Old September 13th, 2011 #104
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One thing's for certain - the Holdomor did not happen. That is fascist propaganda.

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Excuse errors or rants, I am drunk. Gonna try to keep this short.

I don't want to be white. I didn't ask to be white, or male for that matter. But I am and I dislike it. I have been born into the gender/race formulae that runs the world. What does it mean for a white mail to have solidarity with african-american men, or african-american women, or any other combination of gender and race? I will never truly understand a woman's struggle, nor someone of color's struggle. I will never truly understand through experience what it is like to try to exist in this world as such, and if that is the case, what room do I have to talk about it? to be an "ally" to me just seems so hollow. What do I do?

I have been told I have white-guilt before and f*** it, I believe I do. My ancestry is German/English. I;m as white as white-bread and I look on al th atrocities committed and still ebing committed by rich white men, and realize I am only one slot away from fulfilling the stereotype completely. If my family had been bourgeoisie, I might have been a completely different person, investing in stocks and laughing all the way to the bank.

What I'm getting at is, does it mean anything when I ssay I have solidarity for everyone who is oppressed by the state and capital? Or is it just viewed as bull**** that people always say? And furthermore, what do I do to contribute to the struggles of these oppressed people? and above all, does anyone actively participating in these struggles care if another white male jumps into the fray?


In utter solidarity with you all.
I stumbled upon them here: http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t825446-3/#post9555974

When will these idiots realize or admit that they are in fact racist, racist against people of European descent [White people]?
They are also sexist against [White] males.
 
Old September 16th, 2011 #105
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Old September 19th, 2011 #106
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Fortune Cookie Wisdom (actually received):

Life is short, make fun of it!
 
Old September 24th, 2011 #107
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I was born into a male body with a brain that was absolutely female. I have always known this as ashamed as I was about it most my life.

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Whenever I hear "female brain" I think "Negro brain".

What constitutes a "female brain"?


http://www.revleft.com/vb/scientific...09#post2197109
 
Old September 28th, 2011 #108
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Recent headline: "Top economists say circumcision not best anti-HIV tactic"
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Old October 9th, 2011 #109
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Hear General T.A.C.O. fight the white supremacist colonialism that oppresses people of color.

http://vnnforum.com/showthread.php?t=133597
 
Old October 18th, 2011 #110
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One of the things that might be helpful is to work on being angry. You don't have to start a riot, but the next time something makes you feel bad about body hair, even if it's just a random thought that floats through your mind, make a conscious effort to think, "This is wrong. Body hair is natural and beautiful, like any other part of a healthy human body. Anyone who says differently, or encourages others to say so, is perpetuating a cruel cycle."

["perpetuating a cruel cycle!" oh...izagonna use that one.]
Sex Offender Registers At Occupy Portland


sugarplumprincess -- I think that criminals are part of the 99% and deserve to have their voices heard as well. I can understand the, well, skeeviness of having a sex offender hanging out, but I get grumpy when people are all up in arms about criminals participating in things like this. Be declaring an entire group of people are unwanted protestors, I feel we're creating injustice when we're trying to fight injustices.


wizard of xxxx -- Yep, if you're protesting for everybody's rights, expect EVERYBODY to show up. Even those you might have problems with.


herecomesth3sun -- Truth. The way we treats former criminals in this country is terrible, and only further perpetuates the cycle of crime and poverty.


http://jezebel.com/5850478/sex-offen...and?tag=occupy
 
Old October 22nd, 2011 #111
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We need a monarchy! A absolute feudalistic and theocratic monarchy! The people should be the King's the aristocracy's and clergy's servants. The king should be the pope, as he has the holy blood and genes of god!

It should also be totalitarian! With the church hunting down those who want to weaken the Holy Empire of Osterreich with liberal and socialist values! Capitalism and socialism should be destroyed and there should be feudalism!


http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t839019-2/#post9663271
 
Old October 30th, 2011 #112
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Worthy of Jezebel, itz. If only this cat were this funny when he's actually trying to be.

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One More Reason To Hate Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland

My friend and I dine out together about five times a week and, because we live in the same neighborhood, we tend to eat at the same two places over and over.

One day we were eating at one of the places and, over my friend’s shoulder on the television, is a Judy Garland/Mickey Rooney film. He can’t see it, but I can, and it’s one of those bullshit, “Hey, let’s do a show in the barn” movies.

Everyone is all happy, smiling, and energetic. Of course that’s because the studio had those two so balled out on speed that they thought every day was Saturday. People always talk about how tragic it was that the studio had to put two young talents on all those drugs. I always thought it was tragic that all those drugs didn’t take those two young talents out earlier … but I digress.

I say to my friend, “God, I hate those two.” He looks over his shoulder, and then we proceed to riff for a few minutes on our shared hatred for these two iconic Hollywood assholes.

At one point I look up, and there is a huge, I mean gigantic, musical number going on. There must have been at least a hundred cast members dancing and singing their little heads off, with Judy and Mickey right in the center, mugging and smiling away. Everyone is in black face. I decide it best not to point this out to my friend because he is black.

I begin to panic. What do I do? Do I point this out to him? Do I ignore it? Perhaps make some clever quip like, “Hey, the white man is humiliating your race publicly yet again.”

That doesn’t seem like that will calm this potential shit fire. So, I try to keep the conversation going so that my friend will keep looking at me until the end of the musical number.

It seems as if ten or fifteen minutes have passed, and the whole time Judy and Mickey are “Sambo-ing” it up over my buddy’s shoulder.

My friend scoops a big ol’ fork full into his mouth, turns his head, sees the TV, stops mid chew, then looks at me, and says, “You weren’t going to tell me about this?”

No pun intended, my face goes white and I stammer, “I didn’t know what to say.”

He puts his fork down. “Ah, man. I don’t know if I can eat here anymore.” We then finished our dinner in silence.

I felt horrible for not taking action. Part of me felt like I should apologize, but I’m not the asshole who made the movie or put on the black face, or the idiot who was dumb enough to put it on a television in a public place filled with every shade of brown in Los Angeles.

My friend and I have yet to dine at that establishment again. He is one of my best friends, but now every time we hang out, Mickey and Judy sit in the center of my brain, wearing black face and mocking me. Now I have a real reason to really hate those two.

http://mattdwyer.tumblr.com/post/704...d-judy-garland
 
Old October 31st, 2011 #113
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Oooh, I loved my Subaru!!, and I am not even a lesbian!

Good comments. . ."The Cult of Subaru"

http://www.fridaypuppy.com/index.php...ult-of-subaru/
 
Old October 31st, 2011 #114
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Story and video here: http://consumerist.com/2011/10/dont-...ehind-you.html

Some comments:


What? No crazy's making Obama cracks yet? Where are all the racists assholes?

I guess I've gotten too used to all the other websites on the internet. :/



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Another exhibit towards to crumbling education system in america....






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Old November 4th, 2011 #115
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4 STARS

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"I will promote your product bcause it is very good"

October 5, 2011 | By EthelbertEze

Version: Matlab R2009a

Pros

Interesting parkage.

Cons

I am deaply concerned on this because of the advantages involved.

Summary

If I am given the opportunity, I'll make sure every student in Africa is using your product.


Read more: Matlab - Free software downloads and software reviews - CNET Download.com http://download.cnet.com/Matlab/3000...#ixzz1ck3sfKYq
 
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cats make any commercial better. unless it's about animal abuse.
 
Old November 6th, 2011 #117
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The place [Butte, MT] scares the hell out of me, they have a big white 90 foot statue of christ or something up on the mountain above town and that thing freaks me out. Its just up there looking down at you all the time like your doing something wrong.


Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/monta...#ixzz1cyPZnvKj



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Old November 13th, 2011 #118
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FAIL at 1:10-1:20, culminating at end of period.

 
Old November 17th, 2011 #119
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The FACTS may surprise you.

Adolf Hitler = Charles Darwin:


http://www.coralridge.org/darwin/con...D=crm&ec=I1301
 
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