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July 17th, 2019 | #1 |
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Africa: Ebola Outbreak Updated to Global Health Emergency
Texas official #1: “Well, that’s no problem. We’ll just have to be more careful from now on. Instead of letting 500 immigrants from Ebola-land into Texas every week, we’ll only let 400 immigrants from Ebola-land into Texas every week! Problem solved!”
Texas official #2: “You’re a genius, Paco! No wonder you graduated at the top of your class at Tijuana State!” [Article]. Read more at Vanguard News Network Blog... |
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