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Old December 16th, 2008 #321
Elizabeth Fragale
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Some guys are just cooler than jesus.
Whatever Mike, I won't say anything else about your "girlfriend". In fact, if through your mind control and hypnosis, you could get her to admit she's a troll...I'd start a thread in your honor.

But of course you can't.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #322
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Whatever Mike, I won't say anything else about your "girlfriend". In fact, if through your mind control and hypnosis, you could get her to admit she's a troll...I'd start a thread in your honor.

But of course you can't.
What if I knew her before she breathed her first breath.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #323
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What if I knew her before she breathed her first breath.
Please, no incest. Get her to admit to being a troll or sockpuppet...you get thread. I doubt mind control works over a forum.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #324
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Please, no incest. Get her to admit to being a troll or sockpuppet...you get thread.
Prior to the year 2000, United Parcel Service had a company policy that forbade hiring relatives.

Seriously though. Any potential mate must get along well with my family. Absolute must.
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I doubt mind control works over a forum.
Very few understand the value of persuasive writing.

http://www.awaionline.com/

I never would've became a forum junkie if I didn't do so well taking the above course. Spreading my ideas online is more appealing to me than writing to get people to spend money.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #325
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Prior to the year 2000, United Parcel Service had a company policy that forbade hiring relatives.

Seriously though. Any potential mate must get along well with my family. Absolute must.
Mike...I gotta share this with you. My dad moved to Chicago after high school, in the 60's. He moved to a neighorhood that he described as half Pollack, half Puerto-Rican spics. He said he would smoke pot with them, and were fascinated how they were screaming at eachother one minute and screwing the next. He always wanted to go back.

It reminds me of you.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #326
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Please, no incest. Get her to admit to being a troll or sockpuppet...you get thread. I doubt mind control works over a forum.
LOL, you are quick.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #327
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She offered one man a pity fuck, and told another he was a "cunt".

She's not who she says she is.
It's probably April Gaede.


(Oh no, thats going to get me in trouble. )
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #328
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Mike...I gotta share this with you. My dad moved to Chicago after high school, in the 60's. He moved to a neighorhood that he described as half Pollack, half Puerto-Rican spics. He said he would smoke pot with them, and were fascinated how they were screaming at eachother one minute and screwing the next. He always wanted to go back.

It reminds me of you.
Ain't it cool to have a guy who likes hearing your family story?

I'll share an interesting story about my family in Palatine. I was once talking with my friend about taking up boxing as a hobby. My dad said "why don't you just go beat up a nigger." My friend replied "can't do that anymore, it's a hate crime." Ya know he still lives in the '70s. Pass the doobie.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #329
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Please, no incest. Get her to admit to being a troll or sockpuppet...you get thread. I doubt mind control works over a forum.
Enough with your shenanigans. I'm gone for the evening and you're up to your tricks, trying to ingratiate yourself with Mike. So naive and yet, rather like a harridan. Now scram!
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Old December 16th, 2008 #330
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Ain't it cool to have a guy who likes hearing your family story?

I'll share an interesting story about my family in Palatine. I was once talking with my friend about taking up boxing as a hobby. My dad said "why don't you just go beat up a nigger." My friend replied "can't do that anymore, it's a hate crime." Ya know he still lives in the '70s. Pass the doobie.
Our dads would totally have gotten along. My dad still calls them colored to their face and laughs about it. He's down.
 
Old December 16th, 2008 #331
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He's down.
And I'm Stricken.

 
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