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I remember the first time I touched a young woman's breast. I was 13. Just moved to Palatine. I'm shocked that I've even began telling this story here, but I'm stoned enough to finish it. I would go roller skating every Friday with my first two friends in Palatine, who also happened to be brothers. I once asked this girl to skate with me. Got her phone number. Called her and all 4 of us hung out at the mall. I had no idea she was a Jew. We went to a "battle of the bands" concert at a Jewish community center. My first time moshing. I fell on this one girl's stomach ass first and grabbed her breast to push myself up. She was screaming. Later that night the police arrived. My friends were hoisting her up over their shoulders, taking turns. I never did that before. I didn't want to seem like a pussy, so I grabbed her legs and lifted her up. She screamed and we both fell on our ass facing each other. A cop witnessed the event. He told the Jew girl, Brooke(can't believe I ever posted her name here), "I'm gonna get my wife a pair of tights just like yours." She was wearing black tights under blue shorts. The tights had the skull and bones symbol on each side. She kept looking at the cop. I kept looking at her. She could never again make eye contact with me. I tried to kiss her, the first time I ever tried to kiss a woman, and she ran away. |
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Wow Mike, you told a coherant little story without posting a Youtube video. Good job. The first time I was in a mosh pit, was the first night I ever tried a gravity bong. I freaked out while moshing and thought I couldn't breathe...I literally thought I had to think about breathing to actually do so. It turned me off metal for life.
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What the hell is moshing?
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The first time I kissed a woman was 3 years later when I was 16. She lived in Chicago. I recently got a driver's license. My two Chicago friends and their 2 girlfriends introduced me to this girl. We watched "The Craft" at the theater. My friends were both making out with their girlfriends. I was too nervous to kiss her, so I just felt her up. Before the night was over and I was leaving, one of the other girls said "if you don't kiss her she is going to cry until she kills herself." So I held her as passionately as I knew how to be at the time and kissed her lips.
Only saw her one more time after that. Didn't have much interest in many other Palatine girls, with the exception of this one girl who made it to my 16th birthday party. And even then I closed my heart to her for the next 5 years. |
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Now this is where youtube videos come in handy.
Yours truly is in this video. Pouncing the terrified jewrs truly, Brooke. She didn't recognize me bald when we shared that joint. After all, 8 years had passed. BTW that video was filmed in Chicago in May 2001. The title is purposely incorrect. |
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No...but I would mosh with you, if I was ever in the Chicago area. I'd try it again completely straight. Maybe then I'll no longer associate metal with that stupid freakout.
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December 16th, 2008 | #57 |
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Exactly, but I've never seen a black person in mosh pit. Thankfully. I don't think they'd be safe among all those angry white people.
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I got plenty more mosh pit rape stories as well. They're a lot more fun to tell in person with some one I'm comfortable with. Sometimes it's difficult to unblock memories without assistance. |
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