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Old May 28th, 2007 #1
Ceallachain
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Default "Patriot" Drowning?

Heard something on the radio about an Arboreal American football player (New England Patriot) who was riding a wave-runner of some sort without a life jacket. Now he be missin' an' shit. Didn't catch the name. Probably wouldn't recognise it anyway.

Glub? Glub?

You know he couldn't swim worth shit, but he wasn't going to cover up $2000 worth of spandex with an ugly $50 life preserver!
 
Old May 31st, 2007 #2
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Default The nigger is dead

I heard about this too. They found the nigger's dead stinking corpse. What a shame.
 
Old May 31st, 2007 #3
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I heard about this too. They found the nigger's dead stinking corpse. What a shame.

Oh, you missed the best part. He was on a "Jet-Ski" with his GF at the time of his well needed bath.

What are the odds his GF was White?
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