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Old May 27th, 2012 #1062
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Old May 31st, 2012 #1064
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Old June 2nd, 2012 #1065
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Arrow The Moral of the Story

One day, in a peaceful forest, a fly buzzed over a stream.

In the stream, a salmon was swimming, and it looked up and saw the fly. It thought to itself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, I'd be able to jump up, catch it, and I'd have myself something to eat."

Alongside the stream, a bear was standing. The bear looked at the fly, and thought to itself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, that salmon would jump up to catch it, and I could jump out, snag that salmon, and I'd have myself something to eat."

Across the stream, up a steep slope, a hunter was hidden in the brush. The hunter looked at the fly, and thought to himself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, that salmon would jump up to catch it, the bear would jump up to catch the salmon, and I could jump up, shoot the bear, and I'd have myself a new trophy."

Hidden in the grass behind the hunter was a mouse. The mouse looked at the fly, and thought to itself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, the salmon would jump up to catch it, the bear would jump up to catch the salmon, the hunter would jump up to shoot the bear, the sandwich in the hunter's pocket would fall out, and I'd have myself something to eat."

A bit higher up the slope, on a jutting rock, sat a pussy cat. The pussy cat looked down at the fly, and thought to itself, "If that fly would drop down about a half an inch, the salmon would jump up to catch it, the bear would jump up to catch the salmon, the hunter would jump up to shoot the bear, the sandwich in the hunter's pocket would fall out, the mouse would hop over to get the sandwich, I could leap down on it, and I'd have myself something to eat."

At that moment, the fly dropped down about a half an inch. The salmon leapt up and caught the fly, the bear leapt out and snagged the salmon, the hunter jumped up and shot the bear, the mouse hopped out and started to eat the hunter's sandwich, and the pussy cat leapt down to catch the mouse...but it missed. It rolled down the slope, and fell into the stream.

Moral of the Story: A lot of things have to happen for a pussy to get wet.
 
Old June 2nd, 2012 #1066
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Old June 5th, 2012 #1068
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Default The Jewish Parasite

The Jewish Parasite

Kike kike, weasel like

screaming since a hooknosed tyke.

Counts his pennies day and night

squeals if one rolls out of sight.

promotes a thousand social ills

for which you"ll have to foot the bills.

Eventually in love he falls,

and weds a shew who wipes his balls.

Soon this pair of whining scum

Will beat their breasts just like a drum.

And lie about the loved ones lost

In the myth they call "the holocaust"

coarse and pushy

greedy and trite

beware the jewish parasite.
 
Old June 6th, 2012 #1069
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Old June 6th, 2012 #1070
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Not that he's "ours" by any stretch of the imagination, but does bring up a good point.
 
Old June 8th, 2012 #1071
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Old June 9th, 2012 #1073
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What is portrayed in this picture? What were you searching for when you found it ?
nigger cock, obviously...
 
Old June 9th, 2012 #1074
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Old June 9th, 2012 #1075
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Default Jerry Abbott would like this one.

 
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Old June 9th, 2012 #1077
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Want to explain this one Hugh? What is portrayed in this picture? What were you searching for when you found it ?
Love and black people and numerous variations, for an old website I vaguely remembered the name of http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/ and then switched to images for my amusement.

He's Roy Jones Jr, an Olympic boxer from a while back. It's quite a clever image from an old Esquire magazine article on him, and his passion for cock fighting. You just can't make this stuff up.
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Old June 12th, 2012 #1079
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Old June 13th, 2012 #1080
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