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Old December 30th, 2008 #1
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Default (#1 Jokes thread) Jokes, Humor - funny pictures...yust put it.

I see that here is needed one good thread to make my day batter

Lets go joking some here, put funny pics...whatever make you laugh.

Please, dont make this thread too much personal...

I asking Moderators to be here more...open minded...that here dont bann pepole if they wrote something stupid.



Finding a Chinese Jew



Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?"

"I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I don't know sir, let me ask," the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No, Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Al asked.

"I will check again, sir," the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really sure?" Al asked again.

"I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Grape Jews, but we have no Chinese Jews."





What do you call a white man in a group of twenty black men?
Tarzan of the apes

A man walks into a shoe store looking for a nice pair of shoes. An assistant asks if he can help, so the man tells the assistant he's looking for a really nice pair of shoes, a pair like nobody else would have. The assistant leads the man to the back room, opens a draw and pulls out a pair of shoes. He says,
"These are the most unique shoes, made from human skin! They're $10,000". The man looks at them and says they're a bit pricey, so the assistant says,
"We also have them in black for $2.99"





What does one fag say to another fag going on vacation?
Can I help you pack your shit?


What's the first symptom of AIDS?
A sharp, stabbing pain in your rectum.
 
 

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