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Humor - Humor & Satire
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Video-details
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Title
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Jon Lajoie - Pop Song
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Category
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Humor
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Rating
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Date
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June 6th, 2010, 08:07 PM
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Description
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Funny song mocking lamestream jewish 'pop' music. Don't let your White daughters listen to crappy music!
Lyrics:
Girl, I'm a sexually attractive man
That makes me a good artist
This is my new single
I hope you like it
Wealthy men hired me, to sing
this song that they wrote for me, they're investing
in this pricey music video, and they're paying
to get it played on the radio (on the radio)
and they're gonna sell a million (a million)
yes, it's gonna go platinum
'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words
And now the token rap verse
that doesn't make any sense
but helps it get a small percentage
of the urban music market
Hey baby, baby i can tell
that you are crazy, crazy
shake that ass girl,
my rhymes are gettin lazy, lazy
these things i'm talkin bout have
nothin to do with the song baby
it don't matter
won't you show me that thong baby?
That's how it works
in the pop music industry
2009 mother fucker
that's just how it be
'Cause they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all you gotta say is
"ooh baby", "i love you", or
"girl, i need you in my world".
Yes, they'll market this song to
young, impressionable, and
insecure teenage girls
'Cause all they gotta do is find
a sexually attractive man that can sing
all the words
Now I'm singing with my gay voice
to let you know i am sensitive
Oh yea, i'm singing with my gay voice
teenage girls love a sensitive voice (sensitive voice)
and you know i wanna
(make money money, make money money, make money) x3
Rich men makin money off of
their investments
ooo it's so sexual baby
Girl, i love you so much.
I wish we could be together
unfortunately we can't cause
im rich and famous and you're not
but why dont you just go buy my album?
...and tell your friends about it to
so they also go out and buy it
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Views
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887
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